Hehehehehehe
I did my prank today. I put a Numbing Spell on Snape's cereal so he'll talk real funny *giggles* Here's what happened:
Everyone was sat down for breakfast. As usual I loaded my plate with toast, started chatting to a few people and then I cried out "I forgot about the Potions essay! I'll be right back, gotta go talk to Snape about it."
So I made my way up to the teacher's table and started bothering Snape about my essay. The good thing was, he hadn't finished his cereal yet so that meant I could still do the spell. He said this was a bad time to talk to him, I ignored him and continued with a total bullshit story of how I got stuck on what it could be used for. I did kind of insult him by asking if Polyjuice Potion could transform a hideous part of the body like his nose, lol. Once or twice I put my hand - holding the wand - on the table. Obviously he noticed that and told me to keep my wand off the table. I said: "Why sir?"
and he replied: "Because I said."
So I went: "But it's a free country"
He got really pissed off and told me to go away and leave him in peace. I wasn't going to give up so I asked him if he could tell me what would happen if I didn't do the essay. Well, knowing Snape, he loves to punish students (apart from the Slytherins *cough*favouritism*cough*) so he went into this long and boring list of consequences. And that's when I put the Numbing Spell on his cereal. Hehe. So anyways, he was in the middle of telling me house points will be deducted when I cut him short and sped off back to the Gryffindor table. Giggling. Like mad.
So there you go Crabbe, that was my prank. Just hope Snape doesn't see this ¬_¬
But umm...I think it went wrong...yeah, probably