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[gigapurin]

I'd say it's depressingly quiet in the marketplace this afternoon (or at least, down my end) but now that the streets aren't swarming with people, I can actually people watch! And what beautiful people you all are - I can almost say that without sounding sarcastic by now - I swear, I spent most of today sitting outside the shop because Hiroshi

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[pterois_mizuki]

It's M, as someone who already spoiled the riddle said. Here's one for you. A blue house is made of blue bricks, a red house is made of red bricks, an orange house is made of orange bricks. What's a green house made of?

[gigapurin]

Green bri- no. No, that's too easy. There has to be a catch. They don't make green bricks. They don't make blue bricks either, though. Or if they do, I sure haven't seen any. Rotting gingerbread.

[pterois_mizuki]

hee~ no! Totally wrong!

[gigapurin]

You don't have a gingerbread house?

[pterois_mizuki]

The question was what's a green house made of, not what's a gingerbread house made of.

[gigapurin]

A rotting gingerbread house would be made out of green bricks though. Gingerbread bricks.

[pterois_mizuki]

Ye- yes but that doesn't make any sense for the riddle!

The answer's glass anyway. Someone else figured it out.

[gigapurin]

Glass isn't green. So how do you lure children to your rotting gingerbread house?

[pterois_mizuki]

greenhouse, like the thing you grow plants in.

lkahglkah I'm not a witch!

[gigapurin]

What do you look like so I can avoid you? I have such a sweet tooth, and just the right amount of pudge for a nice bit of crackling.

[laser_otter]

You don't have any pudge. If anything, you're too thin.

[gigapurin]

You know this from experience, then? Been pinching me in my sleep? Measuring me up for the pot?

[laser_otter]

I've seen you naked plenty of times, master. In the bath. I'd hardly call it a pot.

[gigapurin]

Are you saying I'm too small for a pot?

[laser_otter]

.... No.

[gigapurin]

So you're saying I'm well endowed.