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LETS KEEP THINGS FROM GETTING ANY WORSE!
Don't forget to vote
In the next presidential election!!!
GUESS WHO I AM?
*I attacked and took over 2 countries.
*I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US
Treasury.
*I shattered the record for the biggest annual
deficit in history (not easy!).
*I set an economic record for the most personal
bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.
*I set all-time record for the biggest drop in
the history of the stock market.
*I am the first president in decades to execute a
federal prisoner.
*In my first year in office I set the all-time
record for most days on vacation by any president
in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but I
did).
*After taking the entire month of August off for
vacation, I presided over the worst security
failure in US history.
*I set the record for most campaign fund raising
trips by any president in US history.
*In my first two years in office over 2 million
Americans lost their jobs.
*I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work
Americans than any other president in US history.
*I set the all-time record for most real estate
foreclosures in a 12-month period.
*I appointed more convicted criminals to
administration positions than any president in US
history.
*I set the record for the fewest press
conferences of any president, since the advent of
TV.
*I signed more laws and executive orders amending
the Constitution than any other US president in
history.
*I presided over the biggest energy crises in US
history and refused to intervene when corruption
was revealed.
*I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
*I set the all-time record for most people
worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets
to protest me (15 million people), shattering the
record for protest against any person in the
history of mankind.
*I dissolved more international treaties than any
president in US history.
*I've made my presidency the most secretive and
unaccountable of any in US history.
*Members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in US history. (The poorest
multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron
oil tanker named after her.)
*I am the first president in US history to have
all 50 states of the Union simultaneously
struggle against bankruptcy.
*I presided over the biggest corporate stock
market fraud in any market in any country in the
history of the world.
*I am the first president in US history to order
a US attack AND military occupation of a
sovereign nation, and I did so against the will
of the United Nations and the vast majority of
the international community.
*I have created the largest government department
bureaucracy in the history of the United States,
called the "Bureau of Homeland Security"(only one
letter away from BS).
*I set the all-time record for biggest annual
budget spending increases, more than any other
president in US history (Ronnie was tough to
beat, but I did it!!).
*I am the first president in US history to compel
the United Nations remove the US from the Human
Rights Commission.
*I am the first president in US history to have
the United Nations remove the US from the
Elections Monitoring Board.
*I removed more checks and balances, and have the
least amount of congressional oversight than any
presidential administration in US history.
*I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
*I refused to allow inspectors access to US
prisoners of war and by default no longer abide
by the Geneva Conventions.
*I am the first president in US history to refuse
United Nations election inspectors access during
the 2002 US elections.
*I am the all-time US (and world) record holder
for most corporate campaign donations.
*The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign,
who is also one of my best friends, presided over
one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in
world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron
Corporation).
*I spent more money on polls and focus groups
than any president in US history.
*I am the first president to run and hide when
the US came under attack (and then lied, saying
the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
*I am the first US president to establish a
secret shadow government.
*I took the world's sympathy for the US after
9/11, and in less than a year made the US the
most resented country in the world (possibly the
biggest diplomatic failure in US and world
history).
*I am the first US president in history to have a
majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my
presidency as the biggest threat to world peace
and stability.
*I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals
to be awarded government contracts.
*I set the all-time record for the number of
administration appointees who violated US law by
not selling their huge investments in
corporations bidding for gov't contracts.
*I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties
for Americans than any other president in US
history.
*I entered office with the strongest economy in
US history and in less than two years turned
every single economic category heading straight
down.
*RECORDS AND REFERENCES: I have at least one
conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas
driving record has been erased and is not
available).
*I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted
the military during time of war.
*I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any
questions about drug use. (wink,wink)
*All records of my tenure as governor of Texas
have been spirited away to my fathers library,
sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
view.
*All records of any SEC investigations into my
insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed
in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
*All minutes of meetings of any public
corporation for which I served on the board are
sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
view.
*Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my
VP) attended regarding public energy policy are
sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
review.
With Love,
GEORGE W. BUSH
The White House, Washington, DC
Note: this information should be useful to voters
in the 2004 election.
Circulate to as many citizens you think would be
helped to be reminded about this record
Don't forget to vote
In the next presidential election!!!
GUESS WHO I AM?
*I attacked and took over 2 countries.
*I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US
Treasury.
*I shattered the record for the biggest annual
deficit in history (not easy!).
*I set an economic record for the most personal
bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.
*I set all-time record for the biggest drop in
the history of the stock market.
*I am the first president in decades to execute a
federal prisoner.
*In my first year in office I set the all-time
record for most days on vacation by any president
in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but I
did).
*After taking the entire month of August off for
vacation, I presided over the worst security
failure in US history.
*I set the record for most campaign fund raising
trips by any president in US history.
*In my first two years in office over 2 million
Americans lost their jobs.
*I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work
Americans than any other president in US history.
*I set the all-time record for most real estate
foreclosures in a 12-month period.
*I appointed more convicted criminals to
administration positions than any president in US
history.
*I set the record for the fewest press
conferences of any president, since the advent of
TV.
*I signed more laws and executive orders amending
the Constitution than any other US president in
history.
*I presided over the biggest energy crises in US
history and refused to intervene when corruption
was revealed.
*I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
*I set the all-time record for most people
worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets
to protest me (15 million people), shattering the
record for protest against any person in the
history of mankind.
*I dissolved more international treaties than any
president in US history.
*I've made my presidency the most secretive and
unaccountable of any in US history.
*Members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in US history. (The poorest
multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron
oil tanker named after her.)
*I am the first president in US history to have
all 50 states of the Union simultaneously
struggle against bankruptcy.
*I presided over the biggest corporate stock
market fraud in any market in any country in the
history of the world.
*I am the first president in US history to order
a US attack AND military occupation of a
sovereign nation, and I did so against the will
of the United Nations and the vast majority of
the international community.
*I have created the largest government department
bureaucracy in the history of the United States,
called the "Bureau of Homeland Security"(only one
letter away from BS).
*I set the all-time record for biggest annual
budget spending increases, more than any other
president in US history (Ronnie was tough to
beat, but I did it!!).
*I am the first president in US history to compel
the United Nations remove the US from the Human
Rights Commission.
*I am the first president in US history to have
the United Nations remove the US from the
Elections Monitoring Board.
*I removed more checks and balances, and have the
least amount of congressional oversight than any
presidential administration in US history.
*I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
*I refused to allow inspectors access to US
prisoners of war and by default no longer abide
by the Geneva Conventions.
*I am the first president in US history to refuse
United Nations election inspectors access during
the 2002 US elections.
*I am the all-time US (and world) record holder
for most corporate campaign donations.
*The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign,
who is also one of my best friends, presided over
one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in
world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron
Corporation).
*I spent more money on polls and focus groups
than any president in US history.
*I am the first president to run and hide when
the US came under attack (and then lied, saying
the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
*I am the first US president to establish a
secret shadow government.
*I took the world's sympathy for the US after
9/11, and in less than a year made the US the
most resented country in the world (possibly the
biggest diplomatic failure in US and world
history).
*I am the first US president in history to have a
majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my
presidency as the biggest threat to world peace
and stability.
*I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals
to be awarded government contracts.
*I set the all-time record for the number of
administration appointees who violated US law by
not selling their huge investments in
corporations bidding for gov't contracts.
*I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties
for Americans than any other president in US
history.
*I entered office with the strongest economy in
US history and in less than two years turned
every single economic category heading straight
down.
*RECORDS AND REFERENCES: I have at least one
conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas
driving record has been erased and is not
available).
*I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted
the military during time of war.
*I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any
questions about drug use. (wink,wink)
*All records of my tenure as governor of Texas
have been spirited away to my fathers library,
sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
view.
*All records of any SEC investigations into my
insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed
in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
*All minutes of meetings of any public
corporation for which I served on the board are
sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
view.
*Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my
VP) attended regarding public energy policy are
sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
review.
With Love,
GEORGE W. BUSH
The White House, Washington, DC
Note: this information should be useful to voters
in the 2004 election.
Circulate to as many citizens you think would be
helped to be reminded about this record