on her jetpack, giving things out
Where do you see yourselves personally and musically, in five to 10 years?
Brendon: In five years I see myself doing a five-to-10 stretch; in ten years I see myself clean, married, and out.
All: Out?
Brendon: Oh, oh, no; I mean married to my husband of course. No, I mean out of jail, out on parole.
Ryan: A citizen again.
What I love about this is that Brendon does technically set up the prison joke, but everybody who's ever seen Brendon Urie, including his band, is apparently just waiting for the moment when Brendon gives up the ghost and tells everyone he's into dudes. Come on, B. Just do it already. By the way, I would totally read stories about Brendon Urie married and out with his husband, okay? Just, you know, saying.
It's funny (by which, I mean ridiculous) because I know lots of people are anticipating Ryan to marry Keltie, but whenever I think of Ryan Ross getting married, I also imagine him taking the Prince approach and getting divorced because he has artistic notions about spirituality not needing to be tethered by law or something. And, like, they don't break up, and they're still married, but they aren't in the traditional sense, even though they still carry out things like rededicating their vows in the woods every few years. I don't know, sometimes I'm annoyed because Ryan Ross won't just be straightforward and other times I'm annoyed that he's not weirder, so I make him that way in my head.
Brendon, on the other hand, I can totally believe would ultimately just want a house and a dog and his husband (or... wife? Ahahaha, what, maybe it'll be a wife. Actually, remind me to tell you about the dumb story I have in my head where Brendon marries a lady first and he gets excited about just being able to say, hey, this is my wife until, you know, he really does just clue in to the part where he's gay and his second marriage is to some dude.) Mostly I just like the idea of Brendon being super stoked to even say he's married in that way where Ron Weasley is always eager to talk about how his family is poor. Like a compulsion. He just wants to make sure everyone is aware.
But, seriously, this Rocksound interview with the Disco is hilarious. Several things crack me up, including but not limited to Spencer basically saying that to tour with Fall Out Boy is like "swimming in a sea of sexual retardedness*" and their discussion of purple drink and how they like things screwed and chopped. Lolz.
In concluion: I'm trying really hard not to tell you about how I'm just re-listening to The Used on Loveline in February and Bert constantly earnestly reminding surprise!pregnancy callers that the most important person in their situation is the baby always makes me happy, but clearly I'm failing. /o\ Also, also, no matter how many times I listen to him tell that 18-year-old lesbian not to tell her father, I can't help making stupid pity faces at my computer screen. Berrrrt. In the same couple hours he also talks about how he still sometimes has acid flashbacks that make him freak out in the corner of the shower. The inside of his head, man. I wonder what it looks like in there.
Incidentally, remember: Dan Whitesides likes the secretiveness of sex and masturbation, guys. That's another something I'd like to read stories about, it's true.
*Obviously, he really mostly means being on tour with Pete Wentz and Brendon Urie at the same time is like swimming in a sea of sexual retardedness. Obviously.
Brendon: In five years I see myself doing a five-to-10 stretch; in ten years I see myself clean, married, and out.
All: Out?
Brendon: Oh, oh, no; I mean married to my husband of course. No, I mean out of jail, out on parole.
Ryan: A citizen again.
What I love about this is that Brendon does technically set up the prison joke, but everybody who's ever seen Brendon Urie, including his band, is apparently just waiting for the moment when Brendon gives up the ghost and tells everyone he's into dudes. Come on, B. Just do it already. By the way, I would totally read stories about Brendon Urie married and out with his husband, okay? Just, you know, saying.
It's funny (by which, I mean ridiculous) because I know lots of people are anticipating Ryan to marry Keltie, but whenever I think of Ryan Ross getting married, I also imagine him taking the Prince approach and getting divorced because he has artistic notions about spirituality not needing to be tethered by law or something. And, like, they don't break up, and they're still married, but they aren't in the traditional sense, even though they still carry out things like rededicating their vows in the woods every few years. I don't know, sometimes I'm annoyed because Ryan Ross won't just be straightforward and other times I'm annoyed that he's not weirder, so I make him that way in my head.
Brendon, on the other hand, I can totally believe would ultimately just want a house and a dog and his husband (or... wife? Ahahaha, what, maybe it'll be a wife. Actually, remind me to tell you about the dumb story I have in my head where Brendon marries a lady first and he gets excited about just being able to say, hey, this is my wife until, you know, he really does just clue in to the part where he's gay and his second marriage is to some dude.) Mostly I just like the idea of Brendon being super stoked to even say he's married in that way where Ron Weasley is always eager to talk about how his family is poor. Like a compulsion. He just wants to make sure everyone is aware.
But, seriously, this Rocksound interview with the Disco is hilarious. Several things crack me up, including but not limited to Spencer basically saying that to tour with Fall Out Boy is like "swimming in a sea of sexual retardedness*" and their discussion of purple drink and how they like things screwed and chopped. Lolz.
In concluion: I'm trying really hard not to tell you about how I'm just re-listening to The Used on Loveline in February and Bert constantly earnestly reminding surprise!pregnancy callers that the most important person in their situation is the baby always makes me happy, but clearly I'm failing. /o\ Also, also, no matter how many times I listen to him tell that 18-year-old lesbian not to tell her father, I can't help making stupid pity faces at my computer screen. Berrrrt. In the same couple hours he also talks about how he still sometimes has acid flashbacks that make him freak out in the corner of the shower. The inside of his head, man. I wonder what it looks like in there.
Incidentally, remember: Dan Whitesides likes the secretiveness of sex and masturbation, guys. That's another something I'd like to read stories about, it's true.
*Obviously, he really mostly means being on tour with Pete Wentz and Brendon Urie at the same time is like swimming in a sea of sexual retardedness. Obviously.