WHO'S THIS DOUCHE8AG? (voice test)

[8ugging]

Ooooooookay, I 8et you dum8fucks think this is a pretty funny joke.
Well, guess what???????? This is stupid.
Now which one of you douche8ags wants to start explic8ting what the actual fuck is going on here????????

[[idk guys, make stuff up. XXXXD]]

Comments

[wearthehood]

vriska!!!!!!!!
jeez, it is good to hear from you again.
even if you do sound pretty confused and mad, haha.

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Joooooooohn. ::::)
It's alw8ys awesome to see you emul8te my typing quirk.
8ut you still left me in a pretty huge lurch there!
That's pro8a8ly why I sound so ir8te!!!!!!!!

[wearthehood]

lurch? what lurch?
i don't see any lurches.
no one even rang!

[wearthehood]

i hope the troll addams family is a thing that exists, or that joke is going to make no sense.

lmfao i have no idea, does troll addams family exist :')

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John, you say the most a8surd things sometimes.

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And anyw8y, that's not the point!
The point is, you've 8een keeping me w8ting foreeeeeeeever!

[wearthehood]

i responded to you as soon as i could!
but then karkat was on your s/n.

[8ugging]

What????????
What was th8t cr8nky im8ecile doing on my account????????
I'm gonna 8r8k his nu88y head open!!!!!!!!

[wearthehood]

no idea.
you know how hard it is to get him to explain pretty much anything.

[wearthehood]

but i mean, i still got your messages.

[8ugging]

Truuuuuuuue.
Even if he did expl8n, he'd pro8a8ly stick it in one of his a8surd memos.

[8ugging]

Oh, you did?
Good!
At le8st he didn't meddle with them or anything.
Soooooooo ... you got all of them, right? ::::D

[wearthehood]

i did!
i wrote back that i thought it sounded like a good idea.
the nic cage movies and stuff.
and then karkat happened.
so... that is my answer, now you know.

[wearthehood]

sorry, i know that doesn't help explain what the actual fuck is going on.

[8ugging]

Weird, I wonder why I never got your message?
Timeline shenanigans, may8e.

[8ugging]

8ut the important thing is you said yes, John! XXXXD