Jan 12, 2007 15:35
when: sometime in 2006.
pat, andy and i were drinking. as we do.
whiskey. as we do.
watching discovery channel. as we do.
we are sitting around the coffee table.
then for some reason, pat thinks andy is daring him to eat a penny.
"andy, are you daring me to eat this penny?"
"no"
"i'll do it! do you dare me! i will do it!"
"no, i don't care."
pat swallows the penny.
few seconds pass.
"i think... i am going to...."
dry heave
"i think i need to...."
dry heave
"JUST GO!"
pat runs to the bathrooom and pukes up the penny.