PARIS HILTON KILLS HUNTER S. THOMPSON
the truth.
somebody, i think it was trinity from the matirx (because she knows her way around a computer), hacked into paris hilton's t-mobile sidekick. first off, paris planned this. it was a marketing strategy devised because people have already forgotten about her home made porn star status. if paris isn't making headlines she gets really sad. anyway, her plan backfired. the guy she hired to hack into her sidekick found hunter s thompson's number on her phone list. then the hacker called hunter repeatedly. after about 32 calls hunter got pissed and said, "if you call me one more time i'm going to blow my brains to smithereens."
the guy hung up and called back immediately.
hunter picked up the phone, yelled, "GONZO THIS, BITCH!"
and pulled the trigger.
somebody, i think it was trinity from the matirx (because she knows her way around a computer), hacked into paris hilton's t-mobile sidekick. first off, paris planned this. it was a marketing strategy devised because people have already forgotten about her home made porn star status. if paris isn't making headlines she gets really sad. anyway, her plan backfired. the guy she hired to hack into her sidekick found hunter s thompson's number on her phone list. then the hacker called hunter repeatedly. after about 32 calls hunter got pissed and said, "if you call me one more time i'm going to blow my brains to smithereens."
the guy hung up and called back immediately.
hunter picked up the phone, yelled, "GONZO THIS, BITCH!"
and pulled the trigger.