Five hours later...

[gifted_guy]

What the fuck? What the FUCK? He’s Remus. He’s a friend. He’s in a serious relationship. And oh yeah, he’s a guy! A boy. With a penis. Oh shit, don’t think about it. And don’t think about him. Or his lips. How his lips felt. No. This is wrong. He’s a he. And dating. But it’s Remus. Sweet Remus. Working Remus. Fucking gorgeous Remus. Shit.What the

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[padfootthegreat]

What's got your knickers in a twist?

[gifted_guy]

Fucking hell.

Leave me alone Black, I don't need your no sense of humour right now.

[padfootthegreat]

This is the loo. Can't I take a bloody piss?

[gifted_guy]

Okay. Have fun.

[padfootthegreat]

*frowns at his bloody wrist and goes over to a urinal*

You know what would be good for that wound? Salt.

[gifted_guy]

Har bloody har, loving boy aren't you?

[padfootthegreat]

Mmhmm.

[gifted_guy]

Remus deserves better

[padfootthegreat]

*whistles happily as he pees*

I'm glad I bumped into you. You've really cheered me up, mate!

[gifted_guy]

You're a fucking twat, Black. *slowly stands up*

[padfootthegreat]

Water off a duck's back, mate.

[gifted_guy]

Do you just want to be nominated for 'Biggest Wanker of the Year' award or are you so used to what people think of you and your family that it doesn't matter anymore?

[padfootthegreat]

What's my family got anything to do with it?

[gifted_guy]

They raised you didn't they? They are rich, elitest bastards, and you're just the same.

You don't fool me

[padfootthegreat]

It's a bit hard being a "rich, elitist bastard" when I was disowned by my mother.

[gifted_guy]

Still one of them Black. Still one of them