On the twelfth day of Christmas,
giftchild sent to me...
Twelve spirits singing
Eleven wolves wildcrafting
Ten runes a-reading
Nine барды blacksmithing
Eight hugs a-healing
Seven superstitions swimming
Six epics eating
Five ci-i-i-ivil liberti-i-i-i-ies
Four thrift stores
Three meal blessings
Two old things
...and an intelligence in anthropology.