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Nov 06, 2011 20:13

Is this Lord's message true? Are our homes truly gone?

It seems impossible. It is impossible. How could such a thing come to be?

!ic, !game: halloways keep

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[text] needsnobottle November 7 2011, 19:09:48 UTC

Don't believe the hype.

[text] gift_of_earth November 7 2011, 20:49:21 UTC

Oh? What do you believe, then?

[text] needsnobottle November 7 2011, 21:48:15 UTC

At this point not a damn thing. Not definitively anyway.

[text] gift_of_earth November 7 2011, 23:12:45 UTC

How reassuringly helpful.

[text] needsnobottle November 7 2011, 23:26:10 UTC

That's me. Susie Helpful.

Except not. I'm Tammy and the only thing I can tell you that I firmly believe is that this place is batshit insane.

Though there are some nice people hanging around.

[text] gift_of_earth November 7 2011, 23:29:29 UTC

I do not wish to sit about inside the walls and wait. I will go mad!

I am Iramaat of the Iramakat. What can you tell me?

[text] needsnobottle November 7 2011, 23:41:31 UTC

Well, for starters, that I don't now what any of that means. But that's pretty par for the course as far as this place is concerned. What's an Iramakat?

You don't have to stay in your room though. You can leave and wander around. Just be careful 'cause, again. This place is insane. Count your blessings that you weren't here last week.

[text] gift_of_earth November 7 2011, 23:43:43 UTC

The Iramakat are my people.

What happened last week? Does the master of this place enjoy tormenting us?

[text] needsnobottle November 8 2011, 00:17:53 UTC

Your people?

There were pumpkins that whispered to you and then random decapitations. I guess we could count our blessings that the loss of one's head didn't kill, and you should take a moment to absorb that fact.

If I had to hazard a guess I'd say Lord D-bag probably watches us all with one hand down his pants.

[text] gift_of_earth November 8 2011, 01:09:09 UTC

My people. My worshipers.

[She has to explain this concept a lot.]

Well, it certainly sounds like he has a sense of humor. And sadism.

[text] needsnobottle November 8 2011, 04:10:28 UTC

Worshipers.

[And she can't even say this is the first time someone has told her that they should or are worshiped.]

Oh he has plenty of both of those things. Especially the sadism.

[text] gift_of_earth November 8 2011, 04:14:16 UTC

Do you not have deities in your land?

[This seems to be common.]

Cruelty can be effective, but this? This is cruelty for cruelty's sake.

[text] needsnobottle November 8 2011, 04:17:07 UTC

Hell, probably. Got everything else it seems.

[So this woman thinks she's a deity. Or she is one. Tammy just does not even doubt anything anymore.]

Pretty much. Probably the only way he can get his rocks off anymore. Old sadistic pervert.

[text] gift_of_earth November 8 2011, 04:19:48 UTC

Hell...?

[Now that's a concept she's never heard of.]

There are much better ways to do that. And almost all of them do not involve torturing people.

[text] needsnobottle November 8 2011, 05:06:59 UTC

Oh. Actually I mean, yes, probably. There might be gods. Hell isn't one; least not in any modern mythology that I'm aware of.

You could always write him a note and try and tell him that, but I highly doubt he'll bother reading it. Even if it does come from a god.

[text] gift_of_earth November 8 2011, 05:25:57 UTC

Ah. I see.

How rude.

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