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Sep 22, 2006 15:37

i need a girlfriend.

BADLY

thinking of clubbing the girl two cubicles in front of me over the head and dragging her to the corner to suckle on her enormous ta-ta's...she's got the best set of tiggos I've ever seen

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cherbear75 March 28 2007, 19:31:01 UTC

So much for being subtle, eh?

giddytomato March 28 2007, 19:33:01 UTC

subtlety isn't my strong suit....le sigh I haven't thought about that girl in a long time. She doesn't work here anymore.....now there is an asian guy in her cube....

and I still need a girlfriend

even more badly

cherbear75 March 28 2007, 19:39:56 UTC

I haven't gotten on to Myspace since the last time I wrote you to see when you want to come to NOLA and go hunting for one with me--cause I'm in dire need myself.

I had a little run-in a couple of weekends ago and it was an awesome quick-fix, but I REALLY need something steady.

giddytomato March 28 2007, 19:43:02 UTC

LOL....well D and I have some big $$ stuff coming up, including a possible move to South Carolina around the first of June (it's a long story) but depending on if we do that or not, we might make it over the summer or the fall. You would have to school me in the fine art of bagging bitches, because I have no skills at all. It's been like five years since I got de girl booty...don't even know if I'd know what to do with it if I did get some!!

cherbear75 March 28 2007, 19:48:30 UTC

Hey cool.
But look, I'm no pro either. I absolutely hate rejection so it's very rare that I make the first move. She pretty much has to stick her tongue down my throat before I let my guard down and realize that she's diggin' me. My husband thinks I need to chill and just go after what I want, but hey if you come down and visit, you could be my wingman, er wingchick?

giddytomato March 29 2007, 11:35:33 UTC

Hahhah......sounds exactly like me. I've yet to really have that happen. Men are so much easier! Just flash some boob or let them smell the whooha and they are on it like bird dogs....

Wingchick sounds good.....but you know, anytime guys go out in pairs, one hooks up with the hot chick while the other has to, out of duty, hit it with her fat friend(every hot girl has one). Wonder if we'd have the same problem? Of course, I share my toys pretty well! muahahhahhah!!

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