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so d's brother and his girlfriend have decided they want to have a threesome. Thank GOD not with damon and I...well, that technically wouldn't be a threesome would it....Hell, as HUGE as she is...just the two of them is like a threesome already...
I probably shouldn't make fun of the girl...but she's a total reject...fat....dumb....not attractive...rude...no personality....only can socialize within her own peer group...She has no idea how to carry a conversation other than bullshit about what her friends are doing. Damon's brother is pretty smart, so I don't get why he is with her, other than the fact that it is steady sex. When daniel was in the hospital after his car accident, all busted up and sewn back together after being hit by a concrete truck, Tons O'Fun jumped right up in the hospital bed to lay down with him because her fat ass couldn't stand that long...
Anyway, point being...they are looking for a single bi girl to join them. If they find someone before I get some girl-ass I'm going to be PISSED! I could see it happening though....I'm not good at bullshitting around and I don't socialize a lot, so I don't have a lot of girlfriends.
I need to get out more and make some though. I think it would be good for damon and I's relationship if I wasn't around always...if I had something to fill my time other than him...
Besides, it might open up a whole new world of hotties for me...
Who's up for happy hour???