Not even messing around.

[giddymischief]

So I saw this thing posted by James on MySpace (yeah I have a MySpace because I'm a silly bitch). Go to www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi and type in your name to get a slogan.

I got:

IT MAKES YOUR ANNA SMACK.
and
MAKE IT AN ANNA NIGHT.

Stop.

Let that sink in. Yeah, I know you're jealous.

I had a lovely day with my Nick. Oh yeah. 'Sup FIFA World Cup and Joe's Pizza.
"Dude, that goalie can have my sex at any time."
"The only reason Angola tied those Mexican bitches is because we watched that game."

"I'm not some cheap whore you can throw ones at."
"Um... that's your change."

"OH GOD YES!"
*****
Nick came over and we typed Sex into the slogan maker. This is what happened. I'm not even messing around.

A FINGER OF SEX IS JUST ENOUGH TO GIVE YOUR KIDS A TREAT.

or how about

FOR THE GREATEST THIRST: ORAL.
PROBABLY THE BEST ORAL IN THE WORLD.
ORAL TESTED, MOTHER APPROVED.
DEVON KNOWS HOW THEY MAKE PENIS SO CREAMY.
THE PENIS THAT LIKES TO SAY YES.
SWEET AS THE MOMENT WHEN THE VAGINA WENT "POP".
BOOBIES: THE OTHER WHITE MEAT.
EVERY KISS BEGINS WITH BUTT SEX.
MAYBE SHE'S BORN WITH IT, MAYBE IT'S BUTT SEX.
SNAP! CRACKLE! BUTT SEX!
DONT FORGET THE BUTT SEX, MUM.

I'm embarrassingly immature sometimes, but at least my boyfriend is too.