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Hi, I'm picspamming my cats. Fandom what? ;-)
For the uninitiated, this is Jack. He says, what up? Where's my cuddles?
Where's my kingdom? Where is my castle, where is my steed?
And this is Sally. She says, look fast!
BECAUSE WHOOSH.
This is how we left them, back in July, looking prim and adorable.
And this is them today. They are Friends in Badness!
They perform nightly shows of Bad Cat Theatre.
Sometimes they give encores.
Okay, mostly it's encores.
Jack's been working on his playing Cold Dead Catsicle skills. Pretty convincing!
Sally's been working on lock picking.
And I feel like this post should end with them, like, fighting crime? Or snuggling? But it can't. Because they ARE crime. Here is a far more honest and accurate ending!
Jack: You distract her, and I'll go for the glass!
Sally: YOU distract her and I'll BECOME A TORNADO AND TEAR DOWN THE HOUSE!
Jack: ...You're cuter.
Sally: Yes.
Jack: ...Did you just win this fight?
Sally: ...Duh?
Jack: ...D'OH.
THEY PLOT AGAINST ME. I swear they do! But they are also cute and she's fluffy and he's shiny and I just. ♥ ♥ ♥
For the uninitiated, this is Jack. He says, what up? Where's my cuddles?
Where's my kingdom? Where is my castle, where is my steed?
And this is Sally. She says, look fast!
BECAUSE WHOOSH.
This is how we left them, back in July, looking prim and adorable.
And this is them today. They are Friends in Badness!
They perform nightly shows of Bad Cat Theatre.
Sometimes they give encores.
Okay, mostly it's encores.
Jack's been working on his playing Cold Dead Catsicle skills. Pretty convincing!
Sally's been working on lock picking.
And I feel like this post should end with them, like, fighting crime? Or snuggling? But it can't. Because they ARE crime. Here is a far more honest and accurate ending!
Jack: You distract her, and I'll go for the glass!
Sally: YOU distract her and I'll BECOME A TORNADO AND TEAR DOWN THE HOUSE!
Jack: ...You're cuter.
Sally: Yes.
Jack: ...Did you just win this fight?
Sally: ...Duh?
Jack: ...D'OH.
THEY PLOT AGAINST ME. I swear they do! But they are also cute and she's fluffy and he's shiny and I just. ♥ ♥ ♥