So a couple of weeks ago, when
morebliss and I were both desperate for a little sanity and coincidentally on chat at the same time, we started talking about whether or not Bob is ticklish.
morebliss: do you think bob is ticklish?
giddy_london: probably not all over. i think there is probably one spot, though, that very few people know about, that is very ticklish.
morebliss: i bet he really regrets letting frank know about it.
giddy_london: at first, yes, because you know frank just exploits the shit out of this new (and accidentally discovered) information. but later, bob figures out that it is just frank's way of initiating foreplay, which is fine. not that bob needs it, but he'll take it.
morebliss: oh frank, you horny little shit. :D
giddy_london: sometimes he goes a little too far with the tickling, though, and bob gets a little pissed off. it's at these times that bob doesn't let frank come for ages. (frank secretly kind of doesn't mind, though.)
morebliss: oh god. just holds him down and teases him. then fucks him deep and slow for ages. coming inside him and still not letting him come. fingers him after and tells him how wet and loose he is. how hot he looks when he's gagging for it.
giddy_london: finally, finally, bob lets him come, though, and frank is so fucking grateful that he almost sobs with relief because there was no way he could have held out any longer. but bob always knows just how much frank can take.
morebliss: and then after, while they're recovering, frank gently strokes the bit of skin just under bob's ribcage, but it doesn't even tickle anymore 'cause his body is so blissed out. in fact it feels quite nice. but he slaps at frank's hand anyway. then kisses him.
giddy_london: and then eventually they have a cigarette. THE END. :D :D :D
morebliss: That is an awesome story! we are the fucking jam!
giddy_london: and then later, frank tells gerard about it.
morebliss: ooooh, would gerard be equal parts jealous and turned on?
giddy_london: of course! because gerard has had this thing for bob since, like, before he was their drummer, right? and he always wanted to, you know, with bob. but he never did. because he has PRINCIPLES or something.
morebliss: I think Frank would laugh and say 'principles don't get you laid spectacularly, gee!' and Gerard is all kinda >:( "but, he's BOB, and like, i wouldn't want to like, take advantage" and frank is all "oh trust me, it's him that takes the advantage. and it's fucking fantastic!"
giddy_london: and gerard is all kinds of grumpy-faced about this tidbit of information for almost a week. even mikey knows something is wrong. but there's no way gerard will ever be able to get bob to take advantage of him now, right? because bob's too busy taking advantage of frank now. and gerard is also a tiny, tiiiiiiiiny bit upset that he never took advantage of frank ever, even though he's wanted to since he met frank.
morebliss: and bob and frank aren't being 'coupley' or anything. they're not holding hands or making googley eyes at each other, but even the usual jokey fighting stuff seems really specific now. they are always in each others space. and gerard would kinda like to join in, but he's never really done the manly wrestling thing. he bruises easily. and it smudges his eyeliner.
giddy_london: and frank knows all of this (and he knows that gerard is a huge chickenshit) so frank goes to bob and is all "what is up, gee wants you pretty bad. let's have a threesome. :D?" and bob's all "whatev. sounds good." because bob? HAS ALSO SECRETLY WANTED GERARD.
morebliss: And then Frank and Bob have to secretly ~plot how to best seduce him. It's not like they can get him drunk. Bob has a really cunning plan that involves a hotel room key, pancakes, and a hamster wheel. But then Frank gets bored with waiting, so he just climbs into Gerard's lap and says "Me and Bob want to have sex with you." "Bob and I." "What? Oh, shut up. You know what I meant." And Gerard doesn't blush, just looks right at Frank in the eye, sussing him out, and says "Okay Frankie." Mikey makes a quick escape, moaning about how gross it all is.
giddy_london: but then mikey goes to make out with ray while all the hot threesome action is taking place, so WHATEVER, mikeyway! um, anyway, yeah, so bob and frank and gerard have a threesome after gerard is finished correcting frank's grammar.
morebliss: i have a feeling that bob takes gerard from behind, and frank is sucking his cock, and then kinda angles his head and licks right where bob is sliding in and out of gerard. awesome skillz iero!
giddy_london: and poor gerard has, like, no idea wtf is happening because he's so fucking turned on and had no idea whatsoever that bob and frank were capable of this sort of thing. then his brain kicks into gear and in between all the moaning he's doing every time bob thrusts into him, gerard is begging frank to FUCKING MOVE because gerard really wants to jerk him off or blow him or something and WHY THE HELL DOES PHYSICS HAVE TO BE SO HARD?! (LOL HARD)
morebliss: (LOL!) And he's clutching at the sheets, and eventually frank moves and kneels down in front of him, grabbing his hair, and gerard has his mouth open and is trying to get it around frank's cock, cause he just needs to suck something. but frank pulls his head back and just starts jerking off right in front of him.
giddy_london: and that? is too fucking much for gerard way. he's got bob bryar fucking him from behind and frank iero jerking off in front of him, and so he's all "yeah, fuck, harder, bob. shit, frankie, come on, come on my face. SOMEBODY TOUCH MY DICK."
morebliss: And because Bob is a good guy, unlike that teasing yet hot as fuck frank, he wraps one strong big hand around gerard's cock. and just holds it, squeezing tightly, but he's being rocked into it, 'cause bob is really fucking him now. hard and fast, and the sound of that combined with the sound, sight and smell of frank jerking off right in front of him is enough. and he is so going to come any second now. and he feels the first splash of come hit his face, and he opens his mouth to try and get a taste, and he can hear bob groaning really loudly behind him, and comes harder than he can ever remember.
giddy_london: gerard thinks he maybe blacks out a little, because the next thing he knows, he's on his back on the bed and bob is licking frank's come from his face and frank's finger is just teasing his hole, which is wet with bob's come, and there are all these pleasant little sparks all over his body and he feels really well fucked and then he thinks, 'well, frank was right.' but all gerard does is demand a cigarette. (he might be well fucked, but he's still a diva, okay?)
morebliss: :D :D :D And then they all smoke and cuddle and watch telly. :D
giddy_london: and live happily ever after, fucking like bunnies every day.
morebliss: and frank tells gerard where bob's ticklish spot is.
giddy_london: YES
morebliss: 'he likes it when you poke him there'
'fuck off frank!'
'it's okay bob, i would never do that'
'and that's why you're my favourite gerard!'
'whatever. i am totally both your favourite! now let's fuck again.'
HAPPY FRIDAY!