All of which is to say…PICSPAM!
So two nights ago on Gchat I was spamming silentdescant (who I am going to meet this weekend, yay!) with bad fic, as I am prone to do when it’s 2 am and there’s nothing else to do when I can’t sleep. (Yeah, I’m scraping the bottom of the fic barrel lately, no lie. I’ve read all the good MCR fic ever at this point, I think, in every possible pairing combination. I totally have my fingers crossed for good things from bandombigbang. Also, there should be more fic with Cortez in. Someone get on that.) Anyway, I was musing on the tendency of writers of not-very-good fic to make Mikey Way, like, the biggest, shyest, loser ever with zero self-esteem. And he’s always stuttering, what the fuck is that? Is there any canon evidence of Mikeyway ever having had a stutter? GTFO with your stuttering, dorky Mikey, fic writers.
1. Yes, okay, call him a baby lesbian here all you like, but you have no idea how massive a crush I’d have had on him looking like this when I was 19 or 20.
2. I also really dig Mikey in a t-shirt.
3. As you can see.
4. Ah, go on, one more won’t hurt.
5. This, of course, is my favorite. True story-the bf will not get up to any sort of sexytimes shenanigans with me while I’m wearing this t-shirt. Apparently it is not a turn on to have another dude’s name written across your gf’s tits. Who knew?
6. Also a big fan of Revenge-era Mikeyway thighs!
7. Ok, and Desolation Row Mikey can just get right in my pants, seriously. He just looked like he’d waited his entire life to make that video.
8. We have time for another t-shirt photo, right?
9. Mikeyway is also a hotass in coats, just so you know.
10. This is kind of the worst Mikeyway coat ever, and yet I STILL LOVE IT. GD WATERMARK.
11. Leather (and eyeliner) = GOOD.
12. Let’s just have another moment, ok?
13. Black Parade Mikeyway is my current favorite Mikeyway.
14. I DO NOT SEE ANYTHING DORKY HERE, PEOPLE.
15. Also good? Hats. And hoodies.
16. Hat!
17. No, really.
18. Um, where was I going with this?
19. Oh, right! Hoodies!
20. Hoodies with hats!
21. Hoodies with eyeliner and guitar! And hands!
22. Er. And more Black Parade Mikey!
23. Ok, ok, I totally saved my very favorite thing for last. Paaaaaaaants!
24. Seriously, best Mikeyway pants ever.
25. BEST. Now someone write Cortez putting his hands down those pants!
1. Yes, okay, call him a baby lesbian here all you like, but you have no idea how massive a crush I’d have had on him looking like this when I was 19 or 20.
2. I also really dig Mikey in a t-shirt.
3. As you can see.
4. Ah, go on, one more won’t hurt.
5. This, of course, is my favorite. True story-the bf will not get up to any sort of sexytimes shenanigans with me while I’m wearing this t-shirt. Apparently it is not a turn on to have another dude’s name written across your gf’s tits. Who knew?
6. Also a big fan of Revenge-era Mikeyway thighs!
7. Ok, and Desolation Row Mikey can just get right in my pants, seriously. He just looked like he’d waited his entire life to make that video.
8. We have time for another t-shirt photo, right?
9. Mikeyway is also a hotass in coats, just so you know.
10. This is kind of the worst Mikeyway coat ever, and yet I STILL LOVE IT. GD WATERMARK.
11. Leather (and eyeliner) = GOOD.
12. Let’s just have another moment, ok?
13. Black Parade Mikeyway is my current favorite Mikeyway.
14. I DO NOT SEE ANYTHING DORKY HERE, PEOPLE.
15. Also good? Hats. And hoodies.
16. Hat!
17. No, really.
18. Um, where was I going with this?
19. Oh, right! Hoodies!
20. Hoodies with hats!
21. Hoodies with eyeliner and guitar! And hands!
22. Er. And more Black Parade Mikey!
23. Ok, ok, I totally saved my very favorite thing for last. Paaaaaaaants!
24. Seriously, best Mikeyway pants ever.
25. BEST. Now someone write Cortez putting his hands down those pants!