HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
tigertale7!
First I told Jeremy it’s your birthday, but he couldn’t hear me and asked me to speak up. Don’t blame him - he’s only old, you know! ;)
Then I told Richard today’s your birthday, and clearly he’d forgotten!
It appears James forgot as well. He does look awfully sorry about it, though.
The Stig, however… well, it looks like he’s figured out a way to tell the other three how useless they are for being utter cocks and not remembering your special day!
Anyway, since Jezza’s put himself in charge, he gets the other boys on the phone…
Well, most of them.
Jeremy has an idea for a gift!
Richard seems all too happy to go along with Jez’s plan.
James is more than a little embarrassed at his co-presenters’ choice!
The Stig is not impressed either.
Finally, they all decide to sit down together and think of the perfect present.
Unsurprisingly, a few drinks are had.
Alcohol helps the brain!
Or, you know, it was just an excuse to get pissed.
Yep, clearly just an excuse for drunkenness.
After the hangover, though, the boys get back to thinking…
The Stig even has a look on the internet!
Richard and James consult the lists they’ve made. (NB: The answer to the birthday dilemma was right in front of their faces the entire time!)
Jezza has made his own list…
Apparently James did not approve of Jeremy’s ideas!
So, you know, there were pre-birthday spankings.
Which got the Stig a bit hot and bothered…
And then it gave him an idea!
Clearly what you need for your birthday is your very own racing driver!
Lookit those lovely eyes - who wouldn’t want to take him home?
Not only can he drive, but he’s rather intense.
I mean, check out that purposeful stride!
He’s obviously humble.
Some say he might even be the tiniest bit shy…
Definitely a winner!
And your wish is his command. (Go on, I think he rather likes being told what to do. *g*)
So go on, bb, have a wonderful birthday - the others will be waiting for you after you’ve thoroughly enjoyed your gift!
PS - Jez is in charge of helping me finish writing your birthday fic, so there’s no telling when it will be finished! ;)
So, happiest of happy birthdays to a lovely friend, the best cheerleader ever, sender of pornographic emails, my partner in a fandom of two, and a generally amazing person! I STILL LOVE YOU THE MOAST, FOX! ♥♥♥