Oh, fuck right off!
If ever I was in need of a sure sign that my Lotrips days are almost certainly behind me, I think I’ve just got one - the crazy Elijah fans have posted paparazzi photos of him picking up dog poo and have deemed it a ‘sweetly domestic’ activity. Now, I’m sorry, but I’ve picked up dog shit before, and there’s nothing sweet about it. And I know that Celebrity-of-Your-Choice can’t always be red-carpet shiny and everything, but come on. Don’t mislead me by saying ‘photos of Elijah at a café’ when what you really mean is ‘photos of Elijah picking up dog shit’. At least put a warning on that! Something along the lines of ‘may not be suitable for those who are pregnant, nursing, or who may become pregnant or HAVEN’T HAD THEIR BREAKFAST YET’!
So I’m really sorry, Elijah, and Lotrips, but I think this is where I get off the train of bugfuck crazy.
So I’m really sorry, Elijah, and Lotrips, but I think this is where I get off the train of bugfuck crazy.