I love the Capital!!

Mar 12, 2006 03:42

Another hilariously random night!

I worked til 10... Vy invited me to the Snooty, we went there, had some drinks (while Vy feasted!) and then headed to the capital. Apparently the band had cancelled... The bar was quite empty at first, but as the night progressed it filled up quite substantially! The bartender gave me a free drink.... then I realised he was always in the science library! (RANDOM!) The night went on...Forough got very drunk... HILARIOUS!

Since there was no band, the dance/band area was very empty..except for the one guy that was quite obviously EXTREMELY trashed...He was dancing with a chair all by himself, while his friends sat on the sidelines, laughing at him. He thought he was the shit. He had his shirt partially unbuttoned and his belt undone. Quite honestly, it was a little disturbing but despite this, we all went up and danced around him for shits and giggles. He enjoyed the company and started getting more rowdy, more buttons came undone on his shirt. We dared Mark to go sit in the chair he was dancing with as a joke... He did it, and the drunk guy seemed to love it. (At first we all thought he was just joking around with the 'lap dance' incident...as drunk people usually do...) Well... later on in the night we found out him and his friends were actually gay... I'm sure if Mark had known that he would not have gone and sat in this guys chair on the dance floor!

Later on in the night, I decided to save Forough's chair at the bar. This guy, who told me his name was Jerome, starting chatting to me. He didn't look foreign persay, but he had a strong accent and a very large forehead (well...at least Vy thought so..) Anyways, the guy didn't seem too out of the ordinary until Agni approached us to talk. This Jerome guy introduced himself to Agni, and then introduced me to Agni, as his "girlfriend"............(SKEEEEETCHY!!) Agni, then told him that "No, Gill is MY GIRLFRIEND" and put her arm around me... I don't know if he actually believed us, but that was my cue to leave...

Oh, I almost forgot about the other creepy guy who was friends with all the gay guys... He was trying to stalk Agni... The only girl of the crowd had approached Agni in the bathroom and told her that her friend had a crush on her... WEIRD.

Ummm... I can't remember if anything else very odd happened... I saw Gilly Salmon again up at the Phoenix, and she took a picture of us (including Vy!) on her disposable! I hope it gets scanned and put on the web for me to snab...hint hint ;)

Noel and I also befriended a couple of indonesian kids out on the patio in search of a drunken smoke...

Oh... and apparently I have very different mannerisms than other people when I'm telling stories... I never noticed before?

Anyways, we eventually got kicked out of the capital after it closed....got some poutine, and Vy, Mark and I walked back to his place... It really wasn't that far but it felt like FOREVER because I had to pee so incredibly badly! Mark's place was very neatly decorated with ROCKS and bird skeletons and shells...(I would think that if I was him, I would stumble in to pee in the middle of the night and not turn the lights on....and stumb some toes on the massive rock in the middle of the floor)... Vy forced me to eat his cookies and then tried to blow in the shell.... Mark was better tho and made it sound like a foghorn... pretty damn loud for 3:30am! Vy then proceeded to snoop around and found a bottle of dishsoap dressed in one of those hockey jersey beer cozies (sp?).

Ohhhh I'm tired of writing.. if I think of any other random events of the night I'll post them later.

Lets just say this morning I wasn't feeling too great... A damn shame because it was 12 degrees out, sunny and SOOO BEAUTIFUL!
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