Haha, Jess and I found this one night while looking for the myth of the child molesting Muffin Man. Oh, the strange tales!
Juicy quote to make you read more:
"There are a plethora of manly/feminine options to choose from and despite strict efforts to stem the tide, he/she booty floods the streets like the James after a hurricane. But it's a hard life for these denizens of the night. The struggle proved especially hard for Sweet Luther, a strapping ex-Marine with a fabulous pair of hoo-hahs..."
http://www.punchlinemag.com/ContentDisplay.php4?UID=134