I wrote this a while ago, but I am just now posting it on this.
I have randomly decided to post my guide to surviving against scary movie characters. Enjoy.
Freddy Krueger
Freddy can only hurt you in your dreams so there are two options here. You can choose to a) not sleep or the cheesier option that always works in those crappy Nightmare On Elm Street movies, b) stop believing in Freddy. Yep. If you tell Freddy that you don't believe in him he will just disapear into blue nothingness and not bother you again...until the next movie.
Jason Voorhees
Whether it be in the year 1982 or 2455, Jason seems to be industructable. But the ugly momma's boy does have a weakness: he can't swim. So if you are near water, use that to your advantage. And usually you will be (considering he always kills around Camp Crystal Lake except for that time when he was at Elm Street and when he was in New York) so either spray water at him or push him in the lake or whatever. Just try to dodge his 18-foot machete.
Zombies
Burn them or shoot them in the head. That is how it always is. Always has been, always will be. Follow that rule and you'll be fine. Unless you are black. In which case you will unfortunately die after all the zombies are dead because you will randomly be shot in the head by cops. (If you haven't seen Night of the Living Dead, then you didn't get the last reference.)
Michael Myers
Run. Or walk quickly. Or crawl. This guy is so slow that as long as you keep moving away from him he will never catch up to you. Don't try to fight him because for whatever reason he is absolutely indestructable. Just try to get away from him which you should be able to do unless he is on a motorcycle or something.
Jason's Mom
She is an old lady. So just beat her up like you would any regular old lady.
Chucky
This is another example of characters who just seem to never die. Even when they are burned, chopped up, blown up, chopped up more and then shot in the head repeatedly, they come back in a sequel. So I don't know if you can kill Chucky, but he shouldn't be to hard to slow down. Chop off his limbs, distract him with Barbis, or tell him how badly his last movie sucked.
The Leprechaun
Throw shoes at him and he will be forced to shine them, giving you the perfect opportunity to get away. Yeah, it is stupid, but he is a stupid character, and is in the stupidest movies, so it works.
The ghosts from The Amityville Horror
Call Ghostbusters.
Leatherface
This guy is awesome. He is easily the coolest of all the scary movie characters so I don't know if I can really help you out. Leatherface is most likely going to own you if you come into contact with him. First of all, he is fat, but still faster than any Kenyan track star and he has a 14-foot chainsaw that never runs out of gas. He also has a crazy family that will help him out in getting you so that he can wear your face, eat you, etc. You basically have to either a) get lucky, b) be the last girl out of your group to be killed (because the last girl from the group that gets killed by Leatherface always gets away), or c) be with me when he is around. Leatherface just happens to be my uncle so he wont hurt me.
Vampires
I dunno really. Use a crucifix, flashlight, or garlic.
Alien
You shouldn't be in outer space in the first place.
Ghostface (aka the guy from Scream)
Shoot him in the head.
Anything from Stephen King ("Pennywise", "Cujo", "Christine", Kathy Bates, etc)
I don't know. They are all dumb characters and are killed in dumb ways. I just hope that you have either read the book or seen the movie so that you know how to kill whatever it may be.
Hannibal Lector
Hannibal is pretty awesome, too. If he happens to be after you, then just accept your fate of being an old man's meal. He is too smart and he talks really funny. There is no way you can get away.
Buffalo Bill
Find a way to get out of the hole. If you can't then I guess you will just have to keep putting that lotion on your skin. Sorry!
I hope this guide to defending yourself against horror movie characters was helpful. And remember, if your car doesn't start, there is probably a killer after you.
Freddy Krueger
Freddy can only hurt you in your dreams so there are two options here. You can choose to a) not sleep or the cheesier option that always works in those crappy Nightmare On Elm Street movies, b) stop believing in Freddy. Yep. If you tell Freddy that you don't believe in him he will just disapear into blue nothingness and not bother you again...until the next movie.
Jason Voorhees
Whether it be in the year 1982 or 2455, Jason seems to be industructable. But the ugly momma's boy does have a weakness: he can't swim. So if you are near water, use that to your advantage. And usually you will be (considering he always kills around Camp Crystal Lake except for that time when he was at Elm Street and when he was in New York) so either spray water at him or push him in the lake or whatever. Just try to dodge his 18-foot machete.
Zombies
Burn them or shoot them in the head. That is how it always is. Always has been, always will be. Follow that rule and you'll be fine. Unless you are black. In which case you will unfortunately die after all the zombies are dead because you will randomly be shot in the head by cops. (If you haven't seen Night of the Living Dead, then you didn't get the last reference.)
Michael Myers
Run. Or walk quickly. Or crawl. This guy is so slow that as long as you keep moving away from him he will never catch up to you. Don't try to fight him because for whatever reason he is absolutely indestructable. Just try to get away from him which you should be able to do unless he is on a motorcycle or something.
Jason's Mom
She is an old lady. So just beat her up like you would any regular old lady.
Chucky
This is another example of characters who just seem to never die. Even when they are burned, chopped up, blown up, chopped up more and then shot in the head repeatedly, they come back in a sequel. So I don't know if you can kill Chucky, but he shouldn't be to hard to slow down. Chop off his limbs, distract him with Barbis, or tell him how badly his last movie sucked.
The Leprechaun
Throw shoes at him and he will be forced to shine them, giving you the perfect opportunity to get away. Yeah, it is stupid, but he is a stupid character, and is in the stupidest movies, so it works.
The ghosts from The Amityville Horror
Call Ghostbusters.
Leatherface
This guy is awesome. He is easily the coolest of all the scary movie characters so I don't know if I can really help you out. Leatherface is most likely going to own you if you come into contact with him. First of all, he is fat, but still faster than any Kenyan track star and he has a 14-foot chainsaw that never runs out of gas. He also has a crazy family that will help him out in getting you so that he can wear your face, eat you, etc. You basically have to either a) get lucky, b) be the last girl out of your group to be killed (because the last girl from the group that gets killed by Leatherface always gets away), or c) be with me when he is around. Leatherface just happens to be my uncle so he wont hurt me.
Vampires
I dunno really. Use a crucifix, flashlight, or garlic.
Alien
You shouldn't be in outer space in the first place.
Ghostface (aka the guy from Scream)
Shoot him in the head.
Anything from Stephen King ("Pennywise", "Cujo", "Christine", Kathy Bates, etc)
I don't know. They are all dumb characters and are killed in dumb ways. I just hope that you have either read the book or seen the movie so that you know how to kill whatever it may be.
Hannibal Lector
Hannibal is pretty awesome, too. If he happens to be after you, then just accept your fate of being an old man's meal. He is too smart and he talks really funny. There is no way you can get away.
Buffalo Bill
Find a way to get out of the hole. If you can't then I guess you will just have to keep putting that lotion on your skin. Sorry!
I hope this guide to defending yourself against horror movie characters was helpful. And remember, if your car doesn't start, there is probably a killer after you.