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Jan 18, 2006 22:53

A few witty little diddies that TRACY can quote me on.

Faces and sidewalks are hard to mix but when done correctly attention from the ladies results.

OUCH, Son of a bitch!

I wish that being put in stitches really meant laughing a lot.

Trying to skate with one's nose is generally a mistake.

It takes a special kind of drunk to talk about road kill for two hours.

When I said that I couldn't wait for fall that's not what I meant.

I'm not a doctor but that shit is nasty.

If sidewalks had handrails skateboarders and klutzes would be a lot happier.

I wonder how far I could have slid if I had gotten a runnig start.

THERE YOU GO TRACY, FRESH MATERIAL FOR YOUR QUOTE BOARD.
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