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ok....this friday night was so effing kuhrazay. it started out quiet enough. we got kat's hookah from tyler (btw...... i would HATE to live there....it is SO FAR from everything else).....smoked for a few hours in uzaib's room, went to the snack bar and met up with ta, tammy, mon, christina, and meng (yeah...the morgan 4 asian chicks coalition:)) michal, yuna, and uzaib just went to sleep. WE (the asians, just to clarify) decided NOT to. we started out playing card games, but that got boring REALLY quickly. this was about 2:30 - 3 am. SOOOO.....we decided to play 'dare or dare'. and here, the insanity began.
quick summary: LOTS of dirty messages were sent via whiteboard (hanging on everyone's doors), text messages, and phone messages. like.....orgasmic moaning. all people we know....kinda. anyway, it was hilarious. mon should set up her own phone-sex company. she's like....the grandmistress. christina drew a penis on jae's whiteboard then hung up a blown-up condom on here door, which is still there. meng drew a life-size pic of her boob (just her left one.....yeah....only one fits) on jeff's whiteboard (which is still there btw....hmmmm, why?! teehee) and walked around outside in the cold in her bikini. this group of guys saw her and were like, whoa whoa whoa.....wait a minute. yeah.....we got the hell out of there. (ofc....that was a risk we were totally willing to take) mon walked slowly up and down the hall, totally topless with just her hands covering her boobs. and tammy flashed a group of alums that were randomly chilling in our basement. again...why?! well actually....yeah, i guess they can. it was funny because we were outside again, and there are multiple windows that look into the basement where the alums were, and she flashed them through one windo and tried to run away but there was another window RIGHT THERE. so she basically just ran around in circles screaming the whole time. that was when i almost peed myself from laughing so hard. oh yeah...it was THAT funny. one of the alums came out and," are you trying to get in touch with nature?" which is like the dumbest and lamest thing anyone could've ever said in that situation. whatever, he kinda looked like a prude, which is actually very cute:) haha. finally, we taped hanna's door. i mean, we made a veritable wall o' tape. we use meng's clear packaging tape and stuck strips of it on hanna's whole door, sticky side facing in - obviously. hanna was so pissed. oh....and the next morning, meng said that she woke up to what she thought was dogs barking, but it was hanna pulling the tape off her door. i'm sure her hall was thrilled about that. hahahaHAHAHAHA. ahhhh.....i'm proud to say the tape was my idea. you may be wondering, WHAT WAS ANGELINA DARED TO DO?! i was being my usual prude-y self....so i was spared with just making one dirty phone call. sorry to disappoint, guys, but there's no way i'm stripping. NO FUCKING WAY.
michal was so adorable today. we saw the third exorcist movie (it wasn't great, but it had its moments when even i was like...WTF, MATE?!), and she lives in prospect, so that means she has to walk back by herself. she called me from outside of morgan and was like, dudeeee....i'm scared so i'm gonna talk with you until i get home. awwwwwWWWWWW. and i learned today that mon screams during horror movies...like, a lot. in fact, it prob would've been scarier for me if i'd just been watching her and not the movie. awesome.
my goal in life: (besides bringing up my gpa) losing ten pounds. it's not that much to lose so i think i can do it. starting tomorrow i'm working out everyday for 1.5-2 hours (michal's gonna teach me how to lift weights) i feel like such a fat slob, esp. since i've gotten back to school. i had fries at like 1 in the morning on two separate occassions. seriously, starting tomorrow, i'm not eating anything that isn't fruit, vegetables, yogurt, water, and tea. we'll see how for i can take this. AAAHHHH..... i wish i could just be one of those people that can eat whatever they like and not gain a single pound. A SINGLE POUND!!!
ok.....firm resolve.
also....college is fun....although OF COURSE... i'm missing all of my lhs buddies. i said that to rachel and she was totally unsymphathetic. ::sniffle::
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quick summary: LOTS of dirty messages were sent via whiteboard (hanging on everyone's doors), text messages, and phone messages. like.....orgasmic moaning. all people we know....kinda. anyway, it was hilarious. mon should set up her own phone-sex company. she's like....the grandmistress. christina drew a penis on jae's whiteboard then hung up a blown-up condom on here door, which is still there. meng drew a life-size pic of her boob (just her left one.....yeah....only one fits) on jeff's whiteboard (which is still there btw....hmmmm, why?! teehee) and walked around outside in the cold in her bikini. this group of guys saw her and were like, whoa whoa whoa.....wait a minute. yeah.....we got the hell out of there. (ofc....that was a risk we were totally willing to take) mon walked slowly up and down the hall, totally topless with just her hands covering her boobs. and tammy flashed a group of alums that were randomly chilling in our basement. again...why?! well actually....yeah, i guess they can. it was funny because we were outside again, and there are multiple windows that look into the basement where the alums were, and she flashed them through one windo and tried to run away but there was another window RIGHT THERE. so she basically just ran around in circles screaming the whole time. that was when i almost peed myself from laughing so hard. oh yeah...it was THAT funny. one of the alums came out and," are you trying to get in touch with nature?" which is like the dumbest and lamest thing anyone could've ever said in that situation. whatever, he kinda looked like a prude, which is actually very cute:) haha. finally, we taped hanna's door. i mean, we made a veritable wall o' tape. we use meng's clear packaging tape and stuck strips of it on hanna's whole door, sticky side facing in - obviously. hanna was so pissed. oh....and the next morning, meng said that she woke up to what she thought was dogs barking, but it was hanna pulling the tape off her door. i'm sure her hall was thrilled about that. hahahaHAHAHAHA. ahhhh.....i'm proud to say the tape was my idea. you may be wondering, WHAT WAS ANGELINA DARED TO DO?! i was being my usual prude-y self....so i was spared with just making one dirty phone call. sorry to disappoint, guys, but there's no way i'm stripping. NO FUCKING WAY.
michal was so adorable today. we saw the third exorcist movie (it wasn't great, but it had its moments when even i was like...WTF, MATE?!), and she lives in prospect, so that means she has to walk back by herself. she called me from outside of morgan and was like, dudeeee....i'm scared so i'm gonna talk with you until i get home. awwwwwWWWWWW. and i learned today that mon screams during horror movies...like, a lot. in fact, it prob would've been scarier for me if i'd just been watching her and not the movie. awesome.
my goal in life: (besides bringing up my gpa) losing ten pounds. it's not that much to lose so i think i can do it. starting tomorrow i'm working out everyday for 1.5-2 hours (michal's gonna teach me how to lift weights) i feel like such a fat slob, esp. since i've gotten back to school. i had fries at like 1 in the morning on two separate occassions. seriously, starting tomorrow, i'm not eating anything that isn't fruit, vegetables, yogurt, water, and tea. we'll see how for i can take this. AAAHHHH..... i wish i could just be one of those people that can eat whatever they like and not gain a single pound. A SINGLE POUND!!!
ok.....firm resolve.
also....college is fun....although OF COURSE... i'm missing all of my lhs buddies. i said that to rachel and she was totally unsymphathetic. ::sniffle::
craziness CRAZINESS