The TSA, as usual, can blow me

[giantlaser]

Safety tip for fans of Crystal Head Vodka: do not carry your vodka home in your luggage. This will cause the TSA to toss the entire contents of your bag, then reassemble the bag so poorly that they can't zip it shut. Then they will mummy-wrap the entire bag with TSA inspection tape and leave you one of those oh-so-polite pamphlet inserts explaining how they are making the world more safe and free.

Dear TSA: you are hurting America. Please stop. Also, thank you for not drinking my vodka.