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[giantego]

Well, look at me! I'm new here, but I don't know how to deal with unfamiliar situations and environments, so I'm just going to get my designer panties all in a bunch and bitch to people I don't know, because that makes complete and utter sense. I'm so scared! I can hardly string together a sentence. I'm shaking, I'm hyperventilating, I want my

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[omnipotency]

Ne... sensei... are you a Doctor? Are you going to make my friend better?

[giantego]

I'm going to make everyone better. Unless of course I get usurped by crazy hippies!

[omnipotency]

Isn't that statistically improbable?

[giantego]

Well look at you, adding and subtracting!

[omnipotency]

S-scary...

[giantego]

Well, at least one of you kids has the sense to be scared. Good kid! Smart kid! Now go back to sandcastles and grab-ass.

[omnipotency]

There aren't any sandcastles in the hospital.

[giantego]

Tell one of the magicians to conjure one for you.