What is the oddest gift you have ever received?

Apr 11, 2004 02:47

Gifts? Oh, pardon me for laughing, but no one has ever given me gifts.

People have taken things from me for my entire life! The Spanish crown and the U.S. government stole my lands from me in California. The government keeps stealing from me, too. Every time I create something, that infernal Mr. West and his tiresome partner Mr. Gordon steal it away and turn over my secrets and my work to their corrupt government. I ask you: do you trust the U.S. government to use my terrible weapons for good? Of course not. That's why I have to destroy them!
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