A lovely little tidbit of wisdom passed on from my Mother.

Dec 16, 2008 01:26

CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES  
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.

By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.  Dr Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.'

So, I looked around my  house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before  leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White  Zinfandel, a bottle of Tequila, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
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