IMRotW - Thor: The Dark World
In no particular order.
I may or may not have seen this thing twice in the last two days. Hint: I saw this thing twice in the last two days. The audience tonight had a lot of little kids in it. Apparently little kids reeeeally like Loki. Excellent.
Everything is so pretty.
Everyone is so pretty.
Sure I'm biased but I'm not wrong -- the best bits are when Loki's onscreen. Either he's hilarious or he's heartbreaking and in both cases he is pure %&*$ing gold. He has all the best lines and he finally gets to be the flippant bag of dicks he should be. He is also unreasonably good-looking in this thing. On a scale of 1-10 I generally find Hiddles somewhere around 15 but holy banana balls he looks REALLY %&*$ING GOOD. Especially when his hair is messed up.
Odin, you asshole.
"Ta daaa!"
I would like to kiss the fight choreographer.
*chaos ensuing* *page flip*
"It's almost as though they resent being imprisoned!"
Darcy. That is all.
Mjolnir: "I'm getting real tired of your shit, Thor."
Loki, you little shit.
Eccleston looks a right badass.
Stellan Skarsgård is the gift that keeps on giving.
"Were those the car keys?"
Best. Cameo. Ever.
"Evidently there will be a line."
Hemsworth is an actual golden god.
And then there's that thing that happened that was...yeah. Don't ever do that again because it was sad.
Loki. You. Little. Shit.
Brian Tyler's soundtrack is amazeballs. The theme he gave Loki is not your typical "bad guy" stuff (which fits because he's not your typical bad guy.) The music over the end credits is...well, here you go.
Speaking of the end credits. WOW. They are beautiful. Btw, there's a mid-credit scene and a post-credit scene. Stay all the way to the end.
Science, mother%&*$ers! Comic book movie science, sure, but it's cool.
Heimdall is a bad mofo. We knew this.
Loki and Frigga.
Frigga.
"Now you see me."
"I didn't do it for him."
The realization that Loki did not once actually screw Thor over in the entire movie.
Odin, sure. And he's probably left Heimdall rotting in the dungeon but that doesn't count. Thor should have known something was up when his dad was all gracious and kind.
I don't want to speculate too much on how he did what he did because they might have done comic booky things or they might have done something entirely different but if they did do the comic booky things I don't want to spoil it for anyone. Whew.
LOL he didn't take Mjolnir because he'd get busted since he can't pick it up.
The end:
Hail to the king, baby.
That little shit. You know the one I mean.
I may or may not have seen this thing twice in the last two days. Hint: I saw this thing twice in the last two days. The audience tonight had a lot of little kids in it. Apparently little kids reeeeally like Loki. Excellent.
Everything is so pretty.
Everyone is so pretty.
Sure I'm biased but I'm not wrong -- the best bits are when Loki's onscreen. Either he's hilarious or he's heartbreaking and in both cases he is pure %&*$ing gold. He has all the best lines and he finally gets to be the flippant bag of dicks he should be. He is also unreasonably good-looking in this thing. On a scale of 1-10 I generally find Hiddles somewhere around 15 but holy banana balls he looks REALLY %&*$ING GOOD. Especially when his hair is messed up.
Odin, you asshole.
"Ta daaa!"
I would like to kiss the fight choreographer.
*chaos ensuing* *page flip*
"It's almost as though they resent being imprisoned!"
Darcy. That is all.
Mjolnir: "I'm getting real tired of your shit, Thor."
Loki, you little shit.
Eccleston looks a right badass.
Stellan Skarsgård is the gift that keeps on giving.
"Were those the car keys?"
Best. Cameo. Ever.
"Evidently there will be a line."
Hemsworth is an actual golden god.
And then there's that thing that happened that was...yeah. Don't ever do that again because it was sad.
Loki. You. Little. Shit.
Brian Tyler's soundtrack is amazeballs. The theme he gave Loki is not your typical "bad guy" stuff (which fits because he's not your typical bad guy.) The music over the end credits is...well, here you go.
Click to viewSpeaking of the end credits. WOW. They are beautiful. Btw, there's a mid-credit scene and a post-credit scene. Stay all the way to the end.
Science, mother%&*$ers! Comic book movie science, sure, but it's cool.
Heimdall is a bad mofo. We knew this.
Loki and Frigga.
Frigga.
"Now you see me."
"I didn't do it for him."
The realization that Loki did not once actually screw Thor over in the entire movie.
Odin, sure. And he's probably left Heimdall rotting in the dungeon but that doesn't count. Thor should have known something was up when his dad was all gracious and kind.
I don't want to speculate too much on how he did what he did because they might have done comic booky things or they might have done something entirely different but if they did do the comic booky things I don't want to spoil it for anyone. Whew.
LOL he didn't take Mjolnir because he'd get busted since he can't pick it up.
The end:
Hail to the king, baby.
That little shit. You know the one I mean.