USA 3 - 1 HON
Despite being saddled with a squad of refs who didn't think an elbow to the face in the mother%&*$ing box was a cardable offense, we won like winning winners. After finally snapping due to numerous ignored abuses of his team, coach Jürgen Klinsmann got sent off by the ref doing the most shitty reffing for complaining about his shitty reffing, which was in fact some bullshit that would only be pulled by a shitty ref. To sum up: the reffing was shitty.
Now we have to wait for the winner of Panama v Mexico to see who we're playing in the final. GOOOOOOOOO PANAMA!