I think I almost got shanked by a bum.
I think I almost got shanked by a bum.
So me Matt, Andrew, and Kevin were hanging outside peter piper at around midnight. Nevermind what we were doing, but all of the sudden a bum on a bike with a backpack and a full half-gray beard rides up to us in a coarse voice "Hey do you guys have any change I can have?"
I gave him 86 cents. Nobody else had anything. So he kept pleading with us for money. Then he was like hey I'll give you guys free newpapers every day I really need the money I want to buy a 40. He sells newspapers on the corner.
Time goes by he won't leave it's been like 30 minutes. By now he's getting into his days in 1980 when he was a Platoon Leader in the Marines in the Afganistan/Russian conflict. This guy was really fucked up, several times he had to kill women and children with bombs strapped to their chest. He's telling us in great detail how it was like in the war.
So he finalyl gets off his bike and puts us into a situational skit. He comes about an inch from ym face his breath reaking of whiskey: "Let's say this guy here (andrew) is an afgani women. You check her for weapons and you see that she's completely wired with explosives... what do you do?"
"Well I guess I have to shoot ya, Andrew sorry! Lol"
Big mistake.
"You think that's funny boy? If you were in my platoon I would shoot you righ in the head. Boom, your gone. This is nothing to laugh about! Look in my eyes (his pupils were almost non-exostant lol) you don't know shit. I have had to kill peopel with my bare hands like this "
sorry?
He goes on for another 15 mins about hes haunted by his past and matt, andrew and kevin are all either freaked out, laughing, or trying to stay calm. Cause this guy was drunk he coulda done anything.
He had 2 bullet wounds and 3 or 4 knife scars on his arms. He told me I would make a great fighter pilot. Ok...
It may not sound liek much but if you were there you would agree this was by far, the craziest, drunkest, most fucked up bum ever. I'm leaving a lto of stuff out but I'm not going to go on cause he talked to us for a good 45-60 mins.
So me Matt, Andrew, and Kevin were hanging outside peter piper at around midnight. Nevermind what we were doing, but all of the sudden a bum on a bike with a backpack and a full half-gray beard rides up to us in a coarse voice "Hey do you guys have any change I can have?"
I gave him 86 cents. Nobody else had anything. So he kept pleading with us for money. Then he was like hey I'll give you guys free newpapers every day I really need the money I want to buy a 40. He sells newspapers on the corner.
Time goes by he won't leave it's been like 30 minutes. By now he's getting into his days in 1980 when he was a Platoon Leader in the Marines in the Afganistan/Russian conflict. This guy was really fucked up, several times he had to kill women and children with bombs strapped to their chest. He's telling us in great detail how it was like in the war.
So he finalyl gets off his bike and puts us into a situational skit. He comes about an inch from ym face his breath reaking of whiskey: "Let's say this guy here (andrew) is an afgani women. You check her for weapons and you see that she's completely wired with explosives... what do you do?"
"Well I guess I have to shoot ya, Andrew sorry! Lol"
Big mistake.
"You think that's funny boy? If you were in my platoon I would shoot you righ in the head. Boom, your gone. This is nothing to laugh about! Look in my eyes (his pupils were almost non-exostant lol) you don't know shit. I have had to kill peopel with my bare hands like this "
sorry?
He goes on for another 15 mins about hes haunted by his past and matt, andrew and kevin are all either freaked out, laughing, or trying to stay calm. Cause this guy was drunk he coulda done anything.
He had 2 bullet wounds and 3 or 4 knife scars on his arms. He told me I would make a great fighter pilot. Ok...
It may not sound liek much but if you were there you would agree this was by far, the craziest, drunkest, most fucked up bum ever. I'm leaving a lto of stuff out but I'm not going to go on cause he talked to us for a good 45-60 mins.