In Other News
[Visual Descriptive: Under a Christmas tree lie a black cat, who is of the Basement, and a white cat, who is off the Ceiling. They both look at the camera as if trying to decide if they can be bothered to move sufficiently to eat the photographer's face. The caption reads "SEASONAL AMNESTY DECLARED" with a subtitle of "Eggnog Suspected".]
(Yes, for those wondering, the cats in question are Mushroom [black] and Jeannie [white], the two who battle daily for my soul.)