Time for Rex's Bizarre Injury of the Week!

[ghymoreid]

So last weekend I decided to make myself one of those instant pasta things. You know, mix the packet with milk, hot water and butter and microwave the fuck out of it for ten minutes. Fine. Milk's on the top shelf, brand new litre bottle. Paying my usual amount of attention to what should have been an automatic task ... I drop it. Right on to my foot.




My damn foot's still swollen to hell and the bruise just keeps getting prettier. Damn, I'm talented.