Last nights adventure
Well, I had a meeting with some film guys. Went GREAT btw.. Im really excited.
Anywho!
My mom babysat for a while, so my youngest was feeling fine and dandy, she wanted to go see her dad, so I loaded up things she needed and let her go for the night.
So, after the meeting, a friend of mine went out for a while, just for some drinks and to talk about things that are going on. We ended up going to a live music venue of a band called Klocks'... well, they are older yuppie type men from San Antonio, and typically I dont like house music, but these guys were great! They were mimics! They sounded JUST LIKE Emeniem all the way up to the freakin Beegee's... very talented and fun band.. not my normal cup of tea but we did go dance our asses off just for some stress relief. Good times!!
So, we get stupid on occasion, so last night we inherited a very broken and im not so sure which one, an English or British accent.. we are driving just acting stupid and my friend decided to yell out to a truck that had 2 black people in the back end... "Where are your Knickers?"... I stopped and said "Oh my god, i bet they think you called them niggers".. So, the light turns red and they stand UP in the back of the truck "YOU JUST CALL US NIGGA's?"... Oh instead of dropping the bad accent, she starts to yell out more "No! No! I was just asking about your Knickers!"... this went on for what seemed like 3 hours.. I ws just thinking to myself.."I have the wrong shoes on for a fight, all they hear are racist remarks coming from her mouth"... so the light finally turns green, I jet off like a banshee.. and she conitnues to yell out "WHERE ARE YOUR KNICKERS" OMG!!!!!! So I haul ass to my house.. laughing and declaring my friend a major racist... she said "Im from Ohio, you can yell out things like that there" wtf? I lived in Ohio, and I never felt confident with calling people names, or yelling out the word "knickers!" to a truck of black people... so, we make it home FINALLY....
Get home, Im drunk, my stomach hurts from laughing so much, and from dancing... so, I jump online to check my email.. and this guy was on Yahoo IM that I have totally treated like dog shit in the past because he's a fuck head.. so, he's on there trying to get me to talk to him... so as we continued on our fake accents that are now turning into Australian accents.. I ask him "Can I see your sloberknocker".. 1.2 seconds pass and bam. we had a video of this guy totally rubbing one out on camera.. so, I start fucking with him and pretty much the guy is a total freak, I thought I was a perv, but this guy is a whack job.
So we break for a moment jacking with this guy and his webcam, so my friend had a "date" with this guy last night, but it was cancelled... why? Because he attempted to "booty call" call her Friday evening DRUNK as hell driving home from the titty bar... so she was pissed... so, with our accents in check, she wants to call him (its after 2am now) just for a little pay back... so, we call the guy and leave the worlds longest message in a british/kieth richards tone and tell him how much of a loser he is and that he's a disgrace to the queen or something like that... anyway, it was funny as hell... so my friend is "yearning" at this point, wanting some male conversation outside of Mr.Sloberknocker on the webcam... so she leaves me alone to chat with this guy.. so, what happens next? Collin my 23 frat boy metrosexual neighbor comes over.. just walks in! "Heard you were looking at penis"... okay, I have been thinking he's gay, but then again, a lot of young guys these days are jsut metrosexual.. they dress REally nice and are all preppy and shit.. anyway, he's a good kid.. so he wants to see the guy rubbing one out.. and in the meantime he gets closer, and closer to me... (wtf?).. so, I tell the guy on yahoo that my neighbor came over and he is bending me over and that I would "brb"... So, I go to the porch just to keep the peace with my very young neighbor.. at this point he's getting really touchy feely.. not that I mind, for one its my neighbor.. for two, he's a baby lol
So, head out to the porch and Collin is totally hitting on me, hes being very playful almost to where its uncomfortable/slightly pleasant its like 3:00 in the morning now... and he is keeping us entertained and so much more.
So at this point he is working for that whole Mrs. Robinson scenerio... more than likely he has not been with an older woman before so he starts working it, licking feet (yes) the whole nine yards.. mind you, he's doing this "as a joke".. but he was so into it lol.... a he was convinced he was going to get to bang both of us... HAHAHAHHAH... for starters, Im not good at sharing and for two, this is my 23 year old neighbor! Is that a door I really want to open? so, this goes on until about 4:30 am... my friend was totally in need of some luvin and yes, we were very tipsy.. she went over and knocked on his door, he came out once again and starte all over again.. So, finally I declared I have to go to bed dammit! so he went home and she got into her car... butI am assuming this %100... who's to say she didnt go right over there and wake his ass up.. I dont want to know at all if she did.. well, yeah I do lol
so, I lock up and head to bed... look at the computer and that guy on Yahoo is STILL THERE!!!!!!! He's IM me over and over again... "Call me, I want to hear you, just put the phone down".. Holy shit! He was still there! Almost 3 hours later, he was still there on his webcam waiting for me to invite him over... how freaky is that!
So, I didnt bang my neighbor.. and I didnt bang the yahoo guy... I went to sleep like a good girl and woke up at 11:30 this morning... Omg, what a night. Fun times, classic comedy.. where is that damn film crew at times like those?
Anywho!
My mom babysat for a while, so my youngest was feeling fine and dandy, she wanted to go see her dad, so I loaded up things she needed and let her go for the night.
So, after the meeting, a friend of mine went out for a while, just for some drinks and to talk about things that are going on. We ended up going to a live music venue of a band called Klocks'... well, they are older yuppie type men from San Antonio, and typically I dont like house music, but these guys were great! They were mimics! They sounded JUST LIKE Emeniem all the way up to the freakin Beegee's... very talented and fun band.. not my normal cup of tea but we did go dance our asses off just for some stress relief. Good times!!
So, we get stupid on occasion, so last night we inherited a very broken and im not so sure which one, an English or British accent.. we are driving just acting stupid and my friend decided to yell out to a truck that had 2 black people in the back end... "Where are your Knickers?"... I stopped and said "Oh my god, i bet they think you called them niggers".. So, the light turns red and they stand UP in the back of the truck "YOU JUST CALL US NIGGA's?"... Oh instead of dropping the bad accent, she starts to yell out more "No! No! I was just asking about your Knickers!"... this went on for what seemed like 3 hours.. I ws just thinking to myself.."I have the wrong shoes on for a fight, all they hear are racist remarks coming from her mouth"... so the light finally turns green, I jet off like a banshee.. and she conitnues to yell out "WHERE ARE YOUR KNICKERS" OMG!!!!!! So I haul ass to my house.. laughing and declaring my friend a major racist... she said "Im from Ohio, you can yell out things like that there" wtf? I lived in Ohio, and I never felt confident with calling people names, or yelling out the word "knickers!" to a truck of black people... so, we make it home FINALLY....
Get home, Im drunk, my stomach hurts from laughing so much, and from dancing... so, I jump online to check my email.. and this guy was on Yahoo IM that I have totally treated like dog shit in the past because he's a fuck head.. so, he's on there trying to get me to talk to him... so as we continued on our fake accents that are now turning into Australian accents.. I ask him "Can I see your sloberknocker".. 1.2 seconds pass and bam. we had a video of this guy totally rubbing one out on camera.. so, I start fucking with him and pretty much the guy is a total freak, I thought I was a perv, but this guy is a whack job.
So we break for a moment jacking with this guy and his webcam, so my friend had a "date" with this guy last night, but it was cancelled... why? Because he attempted to "booty call" call her Friday evening DRUNK as hell driving home from the titty bar... so she was pissed... so, with our accents in check, she wants to call him (its after 2am now) just for a little pay back... so, we call the guy and leave the worlds longest message in a british/kieth richards tone and tell him how much of a loser he is and that he's a disgrace to the queen or something like that... anyway, it was funny as hell... so my friend is "yearning" at this point, wanting some male conversation outside of Mr.Sloberknocker on the webcam... so she leaves me alone to chat with this guy.. so, what happens next? Collin my 23 frat boy metrosexual neighbor comes over.. just walks in! "Heard you were looking at penis"... okay, I have been thinking he's gay, but then again, a lot of young guys these days are jsut metrosexual.. they dress REally nice and are all preppy and shit.. anyway, he's a good kid.. so he wants to see the guy rubbing one out.. and in the meantime he gets closer, and closer to me... (wtf?).. so, I tell the guy on yahoo that my neighbor came over and he is bending me over and that I would "brb"... So, I go to the porch just to keep the peace with my very young neighbor.. at this point he's getting really touchy feely.. not that I mind, for one its my neighbor.. for two, he's a baby lol
So, head out to the porch and Collin is totally hitting on me, hes being very playful almost to where its uncomfortable/slightly pleasant its like 3:00 in the morning now... and he is keeping us entertained and so much more.
So at this point he is working for that whole Mrs. Robinson scenerio... more than likely he has not been with an older woman before so he starts working it, licking feet (yes) the whole nine yards.. mind you, he's doing this "as a joke".. but he was so into it lol.... a he was convinced he was going to get to bang both of us... HAHAHAHHAH... for starters, Im not good at sharing and for two, this is my 23 year old neighbor! Is that a door I really want to open? so, this goes on until about 4:30 am... my friend was totally in need of some luvin and yes, we were very tipsy.. she went over and knocked on his door, he came out once again and starte all over again.. So, finally I declared I have to go to bed dammit! so he went home and she got into her car... butI am assuming this %100... who's to say she didnt go right over there and wake his ass up.. I dont want to know at all if she did.. well, yeah I do lol
so, I lock up and head to bed... look at the computer and that guy on Yahoo is STILL THERE!!!!!!! He's IM me over and over again... "Call me, I want to hear you, just put the phone down".. Holy shit! He was still there! Almost 3 hours later, he was still there on his webcam waiting for me to invite him over... how freaky is that!
So, I didnt bang my neighbor.. and I didnt bang the yahoo guy... I went to sleep like a good girl and woke up at 11:30 this morning... Omg, what a night. Fun times, classic comedy.. where is that damn film crew at times like those?