a fat woman ate me...i type from inside her belly
Jordan went to ralphs on a fair wednesday afternoon to by burritos from the deli for his family. when he arrived he had to slowly aproach the counter as was unuasual due to his regular brisk stride. The sole reason for this impedence was a big fat woman in a motorized cart and her nasty little urchin of a daughter. The little girl was no younger than four and still with pacifier in her filthy little mouth, drool running in gobs down the entire top half of her body. Vile wretch! Predictably the fat woman complained at the lack of chicken for sale despite the actual fact that there was much chicken to be had. She ordered what there was and then ordered some of the burritos that were to be mine.
Jordan felt must disgust in his soul as she rocked back and forth to get the proper momentum to get out of the cart and grab the food and bucket of pepsi. without moving her cart she tore into the bags and started peeling skin off of the chicken to put on the burritos she was holding in her mouth and giving a drumstick to her daughter which Mamma (*shudder*) had already bitten out of. "what a large bite you have fat cow!"
Jordan is mad because he did not get to eat burritos.
Jordan hopes fat people die.
Jordan felt must disgust in his soul as she rocked back and forth to get the proper momentum to get out of the cart and grab the food and bucket of pepsi. without moving her cart she tore into the bags and started peeling skin off of the chicken to put on the burritos she was holding in her mouth and giving a drumstick to her daughter which Mamma (*shudder*) had already bitten out of. "what a large bite you have fat cow!"
Jordan is mad because he did not get to eat burritos.
Jordan hopes fat people die.