Best Quotes Ever

Apr 27, 2006 19:45

Motorcycle Instructor: Ya know, I rode my Harley Road King all weekend, and the seat was so soft, it was like having a sexual experience.
Fellow Student: What kind uh women are you riding?

Alex: Jamie! get me some food or I'll poke holes in all your condoms so you're stuck with my sister!
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