Relax, dammit!
Yes, there
are people who abuse this affection thing in public. For instance, when I was
younger, I was in Disney Land (World, which ever is in Florida), and there was
a chick giving some guy head. Yeah, I agree, that’s over the line. First, it
was a kids place. Second, there’s a difference between affectionate and
intimate.
There is a massive bug that has crawled up society’s collective ass. Seriously, caring for someone is natural. Why does society try to make everyone frown upon relationships? Society as a whole has gotten way to uptight. Everyone is offended at the slightest thing. Everyone is the bad guy. Dumb blonde jokes, “I’m offended!” I’m blonde, and don’t give a flying rat’s ass about it. I even laugh at those jokes. I also say them too. Female jokes, Helen Keller jokes, black guy jokes, Mexican jokes, get over it. Whoops, I said “black guy” instead of “African-American.” My soul shall rot in Hell for eternity because I don’t care if I offend people. I meant to say “black guy,” and so help me God (whoops, I said “God,” somebody sue me!) I will keep using that instead of African-American until the day I die. I bet if I said that in the presence of a black dude, I’d get shot. Oh shit. I just made a racist comment. CALL THE POLICE. No, seriously, I deserve to get thrown in jail for multiplwe life sentences, just because I offended someone.
Really, get over it. You’re going to be offended sooner or later. Suck it up, you can handle it. If you can’t, don’t go crying to someone about it. If you don’t want to hear it, ignore it. If you don’t want to see it, look away. If you don’t want to touch it, then don’t fucking go near it!
Another problem related to this is common sense. I’ll let you figure this part out. I’m gonna go rub my penis of the driveway to offend people….it’s less painful than this.
Perhaps I'll go out of my way to offend people now.
There is a massive bug that has crawled up society’s collective ass. Seriously, caring for someone is natural. Why does society try to make everyone frown upon relationships? Society as a whole has gotten way to uptight. Everyone is offended at the slightest thing. Everyone is the bad guy. Dumb blonde jokes, “I’m offended!” I’m blonde, and don’t give a flying rat’s ass about it. I even laugh at those jokes. I also say them too. Female jokes, Helen Keller jokes, black guy jokes, Mexican jokes, get over it. Whoops, I said “black guy” instead of “African-American.” My soul shall rot in Hell for eternity because I don’t care if I offend people. I meant to say “black guy,” and so help me God (whoops, I said “God,” somebody sue me!) I will keep using that instead of African-American until the day I die. I bet if I said that in the presence of a black dude, I’d get shot. Oh shit. I just made a racist comment. CALL THE POLICE. No, seriously, I deserve to get thrown in jail for multiplwe life sentences, just because I offended someone.
Really, get over it. You’re going to be offended sooner or later. Suck it up, you can handle it. If you can’t, don’t go crying to someone about it. If you don’t want to hear it, ignore it. If you don’t want to see it, look away. If you don’t want to touch it, then don’t fucking go near it!
Another problem related to this is common sense. I’ll let you figure this part out. I’m gonna go rub my penis of the driveway to offend people….it’s less painful than this.
Perhaps I'll go out of my way to offend people now.