Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?
the summer thus far has been a success. all a blur. for this i blame the booze.
today..
i worked. it wasnt so bad.
i sat in my backyard reading, the gulls were overhead. swooping about, driving me insane. i cannot stand those damn animals. they all landed in my back yard, apparently someone left some pop corn out for the birds. i shot at those fuckers with my slingshot (the only available weapon. this leads me to think, where the fuck is my gun?). The slingshot didnt seem to bother them. so i made an attempt to poison them with chips covered in this bug spray shit. but alas i failed, those fuckers wouldnt eat the chips..
i love having a cold in the summer.
tomorrow are senior pictures. i dont feel much like going. but it must be done.
why must my basement be so fucking cold?
today..
i worked. it wasnt so bad.
i sat in my backyard reading, the gulls were overhead. swooping about, driving me insane. i cannot stand those damn animals. they all landed in my back yard, apparently someone left some pop corn out for the birds. i shot at those fuckers with my slingshot (the only available weapon. this leads me to think, where the fuck is my gun?). The slingshot didnt seem to bother them. so i made an attempt to poison them with chips covered in this bug spray shit. but alas i failed, those fuckers wouldnt eat the chips..
i love having a cold in the summer.
tomorrow are senior pictures. i dont feel much like going. but it must be done.
why must my basement be so fucking cold?