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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I bought porn for ellyb (10 points). In September I put gum in quadrain61's hair (-12 points). In March I set curiobox's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Tuesday I helped maverick27502 hide a body (-173 points). In January I signed my organ donor card (28 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-213 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
GhostSoldier932
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I bought porn for peach4hp (10 points). In February I gave quadrain61 a kidney (1000 points). Last Sunday ellyb and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In November the_adriator and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In June I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (965 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
GhostSoldier932
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I committed genocide... Sorry about that, quadrain61 (-5000 points). Last Saturday I helped the_adriator across the street (6 points). Last Wednesday I punched ellyb in the arm (-10 points). In May I caught a purse-snatcher who stole peach4hp's purse (30 points). In April I gave tafkapdragon7 a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4979 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
GhostSoldier932