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Dear Kenny Rogers,
I realize that you and Kevin Brown were friends back in the day, and I still love you, but you did not have to break your hand on the water cooler after your FIRST BAD START OF THE SEASON. This was just a really bad time for that, baby.
Get well soon.
Your fan,
dilly
ETA: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GERALD LAIRD IS PLAYING GERALD LAIRD IS PLAYING GERALD LAIRD IS PLAYING!!!!!!!!! That makes everything better.
ETA2: I didn't mention this, but it was Kenny's right hand, not his pitching hand.
ETA3: Why did I kick my ass to finish my WP fic on time?
I realize that you and Kevin Brown were friends back in the day, and I still love you, but you did not have to break your hand on the water cooler after your FIRST BAD START OF THE SEASON. This was just a really bad time for that, baby.
Get well soon.
Your fan,
dilly
ETA: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GERALD LAIRD IS PLAYING GERALD LAIRD IS PLAYING GERALD LAIRD IS PLAYING!!!!!!!!! That makes everything better.
ETA2: I didn't mention this, but it was Kenny's right hand, not his pitching hand.
ETA3: Why did I kick my ass to finish my WP fic on time?