Homer JAY Simpson
now i know why my ex wife always thought i was the stoner druggy version of homer:
i was lookin at my bedsheets going "hmmm, how'd THAT big messy red stain get there" (don't even go there) and then i was like OH YEAH i passed out on my bed eating honey garlic chicken wings and i guess i kicked some off the plate and it got all over the sheet. which is funny, coz i was totally JUST watching the episode where Homer and Mindy go to Capitol City and they end up leaving a turkey behind the bed...
"Oh Margey,
You came and you brought me a turkey,
On my vacation away from work-y..."
oh yeah, and i'm currently working at probably the only full time job i could EVER do [not including being a fulltime world travelling sound ninja-jedi like my current Cubase mentor/future Live PA collaborator and best bud Matte Gillard aka Nystagmus/Anahata/Djedhi, whos going to RUSSIA and the UKRAINE to be awesome and trippy and blow minds and eardrums...oh yeah, Jedi rollin'] :
i'm getting paid to help people get REALLY cleanly stoned for waaay better than minimum wage : mmmmmm...vapor...
so yeah...come down to Marc Emery Cannabis Culture Headquarters next door to the Amsterdam Cafe and say hi to me in the Vapor Lounge, I'll be the guy doing Customer Service/Retail/Tech Support in the Vapor Lounge in the back, teaching kids to use Silver Surfers and Volcanos and why vaporization is the smoking method of the future. Also, you'll definitely end up needing some chips and pop. We GOT chips and pop, yo.
damn life is soooooo fucking good right now and i'm a ride that shit like a snowboard trail in the summertime. i love you boo! lets go to mexico with adrienne!!! mad squishyleghumps n shit. muahmuahmuah.
YO ATHEN GET YER ASS DOWN THERE FOR VAPORIZATION ON THE NEW DIGITAL THERMOSTAT VOLCANO...the only one in Canada at the moment, and i've been using it since we took it out the box YESTERDAY...it just sits at my desk getting all...used by me. wrd. .... mad ass hemp gear for the ladies and gents too, so EVERYONE THAT KNOWS ME should come down n get BAKED!!!!
peeeeez :
i was lookin at my bedsheets going "hmmm, how'd THAT big messy red stain get there" (don't even go there) and then i was like OH YEAH i passed out on my bed eating honey garlic chicken wings and i guess i kicked some off the plate and it got all over the sheet. which is funny, coz i was totally JUST watching the episode where Homer and Mindy go to Capitol City and they end up leaving a turkey behind the bed...
"Oh Margey,
You came and you brought me a turkey,
On my vacation away from work-y..."
oh yeah, and i'm currently working at probably the only full time job i could EVER do [not including being a fulltime world travelling sound ninja-jedi like my current Cubase mentor/future Live PA collaborator and best bud Matte Gillard aka Nystagmus/Anahata/Djedhi, whos going to RUSSIA and the UKRAINE to be awesome and trippy and blow minds and eardrums...oh yeah, Jedi rollin'] :
i'm getting paid to help people get REALLY cleanly stoned for waaay better than minimum wage : mmmmmm...vapor...
so yeah...come down to Marc Emery Cannabis Culture Headquarters next door to the Amsterdam Cafe and say hi to me in the Vapor Lounge, I'll be the guy doing Customer Service/Retail/Tech Support in the Vapor Lounge in the back, teaching kids to use Silver Surfers and Volcanos and why vaporization is the smoking method of the future. Also, you'll definitely end up needing some chips and pop. We GOT chips and pop, yo.
damn life is soooooo fucking good right now and i'm a ride that shit like a snowboard trail in the summertime. i love you boo! lets go to mexico with adrienne!!! mad squishyleghumps n shit. muahmuahmuah.
YO ATHEN GET YER ASS DOWN THERE FOR VAPORIZATION ON THE NEW DIGITAL THERMOSTAT VOLCANO...the only one in Canada at the moment, and i've been using it since we took it out the box YESTERDAY...it just sits at my desk getting all...used by me. wrd. .... mad ass hemp gear for the ladies and gents too, so EVERYONE THAT KNOWS ME should come down n get BAKED!!!!
peeeeez :