Movie Trivia Time!

Nov 25, 2008 19:41

So Jacqui had a good idea about playing a movie trivia game using movie quotes! I'll provide the quotes...you guys provide the answers. (Oh, and come on, don't be a tool...don't use Goggle/IMDb). Some of these are rather easy, and those of you who hail from Room 409 back in the 02-03 year should get quite a few! So come on! Enjoy some movie trivia!

1.
Character 1: Uh, Buddy, this is my...
Character 2: Her husband. We've met before, but something tells me you're going to remember me this time.

2.
Character 1: This is stupid. Go cool off, get laid, do something, come back when you're ready to talk.
Character 2: Yeah, but it really doesn't matter if I do does it, 'cause you got a whole crop already lined up you fuckin' chicken hawk!
Character 1: Excuse me?
Character 2: You prey on people Cam. I lost three years of my life for your fuckin' phony cause, but I'm onto you now you fuckin' snake.
Character 1: Hey watch it Derek, this isn't some fuckin' country club where you can walk in and outta here...
Character 2: Shut up! Shut Up! Shut the fuck up, I came here for one reason, to tell you that I'm out, and Danny's out too and if you come near him again, I will feed you your fucking heart.

3.
Character 1: In 1935, you ran guns to Ethiopia. In 1936, you fought in Spain, on the Loyalist side.
Character 2: I got well paid for it on both occasions.
Character 1: The winning side would have paid you much better.

4.
Character 1: I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
Character 2: At these boys' age? Not on your life!

5.
Character 1: You know that girl we did last week? The one with the potatoes.
Character 2: That girl? Yeah, that's this guy's girl.
Character 1: Yeah.
Character 2: Right... Was. Took care of that.
Character 1: Well uh, I kind of fell in love with her that night.
Character 2: What? You little fuck!
Character 1: What?
Character 2: She was unconscious, man.
Character 1: Well, she was beautiful and... I stole a pair of her panties as well
Character 2: Jesus!
Character 1: What? It's not like - I mean they were clean and all.
Character 2: Don't tell me this stuff! I don't wanna hear this shit!

6.
Character 1: Are you afraid?
[Character 2 nods]
Character 1: Of who?
Character 2: You
Character 1: Only demons should fear me... and you're not a demon are you?

7.
They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"

8.
Character 1: My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift. You threw in the lake next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? You think they'll find my pistol. Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Character 2: A picture of me?
Character 1: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!

9.
Character 1: [over the phone] Dragan?
Character 2: Yes.
Character 1: I've got an idea... Why don't you come 'round for breakfast? I'll squeeze some orange juice and grind some coffee and we can talk about this like adults. How's that sound?
Character 2: Sounds very hospitable.
Character 1: Do you know where I live?
Character 2: No.
Character 1: Well, fuck off then.
[hangs up]

10.
Character 1: I like your nurse's uniform, guy.
Character 2: These are O.R. scrubs.
Character 1: O, R they?

11.
Character 1: Wait, time out. I just wanted to ask real quick, if I can. You believe in rebellion, freedom and love, right?
Character 2: Absolutely, yes.
Character 3: Rebellion, freedom, love.
Character 1: You two are divorced. So love failed. Two: Mom, your a New Ager, clinging to every scrap of Eastern religion that may justify why the above said love failed. Three: Dad, you're a slick, corporate, preppy-ass lawyer. I don't really have to say anything else about you do I dad? Four: You move from New York City, the Mecca and hub of the cultural world to Utah! Nowhere! To change nothing! More to perpetuate this cycle of greed, fascism and triviality. Your movement of the people, by and for the people got you... nothing! You just hide behind some lost sense of drugs, sex and rock and roll. Ooooh, Kumbaya! I am the future! I am the future of this great nation which you, father, so arrogantly saved this world for. Look, I have my own agenda. Harvard, out. University of Utah, in. I'm gonna get a 4.0 in damage. I love you guys! Don't get me wrong, it's all about this. But for the first time in my life, I'm 18 and I can say "FUUUUUCK YOU!"
Character 3: I didn't sell out, son. I bought in. Keep that in mind.
[pause]
That kid's gonna make a hell of a lawyer, huh?
Character 2: Yeah, he takes after his father. He's a son of a bitch.
Character 3: Well fuck you dear.

12.
Character 1: Score Chicago!
Character 2: Fuck! Such fuckin' bullshit!
Character 1: [Hits the instant replay] Now that was pretty Sue...
Character 2: Man, don't do the instant replay thing...
Character 1: No way, you said it was fuckin' bullshit.
Character 2: Don't do the fucking...
Character 1: Well that's why they put the instant replay in the fucking game! So you can see if it's bullshit!
Character 2: You're unbelieveable.
Character 1: Well you know something, I am unbelievable.
Character 2: [Character 1 shoves Character 2] Don't fucking touch me.
Character 1: When I'm not here will you practice?

13.
Character 1: Nick, your job and everything aside, I hope you understand that second hand smoke's a real killer.
Character 2: What are you talking about?
Character 1: I just hope you're providing a smoke-free environment for Joey is all I'm saying.
Character 2: Brad, I'm his father. You're the guy fucking his mom.
Character 1: That was unnecessary.

14.
Character 1: I came clean, I told it like it happened on the boat. So what if I left out how I got there. It was so full of holes the DA would have told me to blow amnesty up my ass. So you got what you wanted out of me, so big fucking deal.
Character 2: So that's why you never told the DA.
Character 1: You tell me, Agent Kujan. If I told you the Loch Ness Monster hired me to hit the harbor, what would you say?

15.
Character 1: Have you even shot one of these things before?
Character 2: The whole 17 years we've known each other I've been sneaking off to go on little hunting trips around the world. No, I don't even know what the fuck a quail is!
Character 1: I feel totally ridiculous. Like why do I have to be in camouflage? So the big bad quail doesn't see me?
Character 2: I know. Why can't we hunt something cool like a hawk or an eagle, something with some talons?
Character 1: That'd be awesome. We could get something like big game. Even like a gorilla or a rhinoceros or a fucking human being! That'll get you jacked up.
Character 2: That's a little heavy.

16.
Character 1: After all he's done to you, you should still kinda stick it to him.
Character 2: How do you propose I do that?
Character 1: You stinkpalm him.
Character 2: Stinkpalm?
Character 1: You take your hand and stick it in your ass like this. You been walkin' all day and you're nervous, so no doubt you'll be sweaty as hell.
Character 2: You should see yourself right now, a grown man with his hand down his pants.
Character 1: Yeah i probably look like my old man. So you shake hands with the guy, "Hello Mr. Svenning how have you been?"
Character 2: Whats the point?
Character 1: You know how long it takes for that smell to come off? Scrub all you want, it'll stick around for at least two days. How does he explain it to his colleagues and family? They'll think he doesn't know how to wipe his ass properly.
Character 2: Meanwhile you yourself are left with a hand that smells like shit.
Character 1: Small price to pay for the smiting of one's enemies.

17.

Character 1: I'm starting to know what God felt like when he sat out there in the darkness, creating the world.
Character 2: And what did he feel like, my dear?
Character 1: Very pleased he'd taken his Valium.

18.
Character 1: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
Character 2: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Character 3: You mean Shenanigans?
Character 2: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

19.
Character 1: You know who I am?
Character 2: I got no idea.
Character 1: I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. My name is Vincent Coccotti. I work as counsel for Mr. Blue Lou Boyle, the man your son stole from. I hear you were once a cop so I can assume you've heard of us before. Am I correct?
Character 2: I heard of Blue Lou Boyle.
Character 1: I'm glad. Hopefully it means we can cut out the part of the conversation where you're wondering how full of shit I am.

20.
Character 1: I guess the earth shattered?
Character 2: So why didn't you let Bosko take you home?
Character 1: I didn't wanna ruin their night too. What was it?
Character 2: You don't wanna know.
Character 1: I'd like to know what's behind that grim look on your face.
Character 2: I don't do that. You know it. Let's go, come on.
Character 1: You never told me I'd be excluded.
Character 2: I told you, when we hooked up, baby, that you were gonna have to share me with all the bad people and all the ugly events on this planet.
Character 1: And I bought into that sharing. Because I love you. I love you fat, bald, money, no money, driving a bus - I don't care. But you have got to be present like a normal guy, some of the time. That's sharing. This is not sharing, this is left overs.
Character 2: Oh, I see, what I should do is, er, come home and say "Hi honey! Guess what? I walked into this house today, where this junkie asshole just fried his baby in a microwave, because it was crying too loud. So let me share that with you. Come on, let's share that, and in sharing it, we'll somehow, er, cathartically dispel all that heinous shit". Right?

Ha ha. Good luck guys.
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