Dum dee dum...

[ghostofisildur]

*sneaks into Bibi's room and makes a cappucino*

*sends all the towels from yesterday's swim party to the laundry*

*sends a casserole to Norolinde*

*puts all of Livvie's toys away*

*orders the latest Celelube™ varieties for Isildur's Secret*

*waits for something to happen*

Comments

[_elendur]

MUMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ghostofisildur]

MY FIRSTBORN!!! How are you? How is Ciryon doing? Still under the bed, I see. Do you need more pepsi?? I can order some KFC!

[_elendur]

MUUM! You look so pretty, eeeeee! Ciryon is fine. He went to the bathroom today. I was so proud. *tear*

I HAVE A BIG SUPRISE FOR YOU.

[ghostofisildur]

Aw, thank you baby. You are looking very handsome as usual. Did he really?? That is monumental! Soon maybe he'll venture even further down the hall! Maybe even let me do his laundry!

WHAT IS IT WHAT IS IT???

[_elendur]

I GOT MARRIED IN VEGAS!

[ghostofisildur]

OH MY ERU!

Who is the lucky person????

[daughterofarwen]

ME ME ME!

[ghostofisildur]

SWEET FUCKING ELBERETH CHOKING ON A DILDO!!

A member of the royal family!!

*faints*

AHAHAHAH

[_elendur]

I AM SO SPECIAL!

Re: AHAHAHAH

[ghostofisildur]

You ARE! But is a different way from how your brother is special. *gives you a Pepsi clock with neon lights as a wedding present*

Re: AHAHAHAH

[_elendur]

GROOVIEST. PRESENT. EVER. *hugs*