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What does Shakespeare mean to you?
To me, it means drugs.
Why, you might ask. Well, I'll tell you.
First let me tell you about myself. I was born on the Ides of March many years ago. My name is Ghosto Fbanquo. Not ghost of banquo. Ghosto Fbanquo. I'm hispanic. Just kidding. No, really.
Back to the topic at hand. Shakespeare means drugs because his words are like an addictive drug, it's also my codename for smack. And c'mon what sort of flamer writes about faeries? One who was bound to be a slang phrase for illegal substances.
Sincerely,
Ghosto Fbanquo.
SIDENOTE: Can you hook me up with some Shakespeare?