I am Shakespeare's phone-a-friend.
I have returned for the new year, after befriending a pack of Peruvian alpacas whilst stranded on a nearby mountain range. Very warm, alpacas.
I was glad to see the internet was still running after Y2K + 5, and to recieve a fresh batch of Shakespeare, just in time to watch Regis Philbin in a stunning tuxedo at midnight. I had just recieved a telegram from him on the peak, saying how excited he was about my upcoming picture: Who Wants to be a Merchant of Venice?
I had my costume designer whip this one up as an initial image. Tantalizing, isn't he?
More to come.
Ghosto Fbanquo.