Hamlet is a giant black woman with weight problems.
My loyal subjects:
Yesterday before I went to bed, I re-read Hamlet. (It only took me a mere eleven minutes because my brain processes things much quicker than the average non-hispanic idiot. I'm sort of like Rain Man, only not autistic.) Then I put in a tape of all the episodes of Oprah. I love Oprah so much, I've taped every episode she's made in the last four years.
On average, American men cry 1.88 times a month; Bulgarians cry 0.43 times a month.
I came up with the most amazing connection. Hamlet is a giant black woman with weight problems, the head represents what he really should do or the logical choice, while the heart represents his revenge, and the big feet are the support from his friends which get cut from under him. The fact that shes black and a woman is just because I was watching Oprah.
A hippo can run faster than a man can.
I also believe that Oprah would play a wonderful Hamlet.
Think about it.
And that she should be President.
Think about that.
Mother-in-law is an anagram of Woman Hitler.
Think about that one, too.
Ghosto Fbanquo.
