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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last month I bought porn for thewhitedragon (-10 points). In January I pulled over and changed thatliardiego's flat tire (15 points). In March I gave oroszlan a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Monday I set dreamtigress's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1083 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
ghoster5390