Yeah, time for an update...
Still alive... check
So that's it... and just if you are bored, here are the photos from my trip to Mexico City for New Year:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/ulol/sets/72157612256038264/ and...
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a town mascot. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, terrified by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?
Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of mutant race hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your secret death ray, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.
http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php