OMG...WTF?!

Jan 22, 2007 16:12

Like...

OMG.

WHY...do I have a penis?! *cries* HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WEAR MY SKIRTS NOW?! I don't want that...THING...dangling out of my skirt, like EWWWWW!!!

And my BOOBS! My precious, precious Double-Z D-cup BOOBS! TTTTTT_____TTTTTT I'm...I'm FLAT! Why am I a guy all of a sudden?! This is NOT fair! What did I ever do to YOU God?!

AND WHY THE FUDGE DID MY HAND GO THROUGH MY STOMACH?! EWWW! I don't want that thing in my ovaries! T_T

Yeah, I'm going with my instincts and going up to the mall! I'm buying some real female clothes...these guy clothes are just...EW AUGH HACKCOUGH NASTY.

So, this is Danielle, I mean, DANNY! LOL, so funny! Danny signing out!
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