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yesterday was crazy. i started off the day looking at gunther's tongue because he bit a hole right thru it. :-\ then we all went bowling at rec lanes. we fit 12 people on one lane and i was "Deb". it was napoleon themed. after that, me, vanessa, desi, nate, luke, rayyan, and court went to desi's house and partied all night long. i threw up three times, vanessa puked twice, and nate barfed once. i think the night was fun, but right now i'm a bit hungover still. it was a gooden and i've never been so drunk ever.
Quotes: (i'm not sure if these are accurate)
"who farted?" (nate raises hand)
"eat the cracker! it will make you feel better." "NO IT WON'T I'M PUKING!"
"i dare you to eat the dorritos off courts croch!"
"are you feeling better?" "no" -everyone
"what the heck is sludge?" "you know, like a sledgehammer." "no, s-l-u-d-g-e..."
"dorritos don't taste as good coming back up as they do going down, because they're all warm and liquidy."
"want some gum?"
"i need a napkin!"
"bleeehhhhh..."
"quick! get in a weird position!"
"is that my grandma?? SHHH!" :)
"where'd you put the gum, did you swallow it?" "what gum? i haven't had gum since i was twelve."
"WHERE'S MY HAIR TIE!?"
"well, you might have to plunge it. i dont really know."
"everytime you do that, the gap gets bigger and bigger." (pretends to masturbate with two hands going up over his head)
"dude rayyan, you could be vanessa's dad!" "wouldn't that be funny, vanessa, if i came out of your mom's room with a robe on."
"who are you? what are you doing here. vanessa?"
"where am i?"
(kicks one-man raft) "oh i'm sorry yan. i didn't mean to kick your leg."
"sorry, if i'm stepping on you guys." (no one is there)
"weeeeeeeee! mahhh."
"i got numb, so i took a crap and it stopped."
pictures coming soon...
Quotes: (i'm not sure if these are accurate)
"who farted?" (nate raises hand)
"eat the cracker! it will make you feel better." "NO IT WON'T I'M PUKING!"
"i dare you to eat the dorritos off courts croch!"
"are you feeling better?" "no" -everyone
"what the heck is sludge?" "you know, like a sledgehammer." "no, s-l-u-d-g-e..."
"dorritos don't taste as good coming back up as they do going down, because they're all warm and liquidy."
"want some gum?"
"i need a napkin!"
"bleeehhhhh..."
"quick! get in a weird position!"
"is that my grandma?? SHHH!" :)
"where'd you put the gum, did you swallow it?" "what gum? i haven't had gum since i was twelve."
"WHERE'S MY HAIR TIE!?"
"well, you might have to plunge it. i dont really know."
"everytime you do that, the gap gets bigger and bigger." (pretends to masturbate with two hands going up over his head)
"dude rayyan, you could be vanessa's dad!" "wouldn't that be funny, vanessa, if i came out of your mom's room with a robe on."
"who are you? what are you doing here. vanessa?"
"where am i?"
(kicks one-man raft) "oh i'm sorry yan. i didn't mean to kick your leg."
"sorry, if i'm stepping on you guys." (no one is there)
"weeeeeeeee! mahhh."
"i got numb, so i took a crap and it stopped."
pictures coming soon...