... The evils of black donut sprinkles...
...this stolen piece of art from Odonata of occult forums just fawkin rawks:
Primer of Evil (aka the use of black donut sprinkles)
Firstly to avoid misconceptions and to protect identity, I will not be discussing the use of evil and it's effect on gnosis. Instead, the names have been changed and I will discuss the use of black donut sprinkles and their effect on mojo power. Also, because fear and pride have become things reviled by the enlightened, their identities will be changed to 'the jitters', and 'the bullies' respectively.
In most baking and confectionary traditions, the use of black donut sprinkles is avoided at best and shunned at worst. From the smallest ma and pop bakeries, to the largest industrialized occult sara lees and krispy kremes, the use of black donut sprinkles is seen as blasphemy. Of course there are a certain handful of bakeries out there who actively advocate the use of black donut sprinkles, but upon closer inspection, typically use a very dark brown, blue, or red. Of course, many donut consumers choose to purchase or manufacture their own black donut sprinkles and consume them privately, but this is usually more to revolt against the large bakeries than it is to actually enjoy and understand black donut sprinkles, mostly they just do it to get high on 'the bullies'.
I urge you, do not become any of the above! You see, most bakeries only use white, red, blue, yellow, etc. sprinkles and not black for two reasons. Firstly, they've always used lighter colored donut sprinkles, and since no one is really willing to change, why should they? Besides, there are those small bakeries out there that market black donut sprinkles for shock value, and these are easy enemies. Secondly, that vast majority of the populace suffers from the jitters when they even see black donut sprinkles, so sales would probably be low.
What is the proper use of these black donut sprinkles then, especially in regards to our mojo power? If approached with the proper mindset, black donut sprinkles do amazing things to our psyche when consumed with any variety of donut. You see, the thing about the jitters and the bullies is that these two states of emotion are usually at opposite ends of the emotional spectrum. Under severe influence of the jitters, almost no sign of the bullies is present. Often times a lack of the bullies can lead to the jitters. Likewise, when symptoms of the jitters are particularly low, we can get confused and think it's because of some virtue of our own, leading to a bad case of the bullies.
This is where the magic of black donut sprinkles comes in. When approached at just the right angle, black donut sprinkles can evoke in us a case of the jitters AND a case of the bullies at exactly the same time! Because this tugs our ego in two opposite directions at once, a void is opened that fills very easily with a very supreme level of mojo power.
The risks arise when you are all done with your mojo power. Depending on personailty, and moons, and marsupials and things, the jitters and the bullies tend not to meet back up at the same time. This can cause us to be overwhelmed by one or the other. That is ok actually, it helps us forget the balance that we had when using our mojo power. The main goal when using black donut sprinkles is to balance out the evoked jitters and bullies at the peak of your mojo power. Afterwords, just be sure you don't fall prey to the illness of all the other black donut sprinkle users, and be consumed entirely by jitters or bullies. When you suffer from the jitters, your friends will think you weak or foolish. When you suffer from the bullies your friends will think you a prude and a jerk.
Hmm. That's pretty much it. Hope it was helpful. Consume some black donut sprinkles soon, they're quite tasty and great for mojo power. Just keep your jitters and bullies in check!
Much Love,
Odonata
Primer of Evil (aka the use of black donut sprinkles)
Firstly to avoid misconceptions and to protect identity, I will not be discussing the use of evil and it's effect on gnosis. Instead, the names have been changed and I will discuss the use of black donut sprinkles and their effect on mojo power. Also, because fear and pride have become things reviled by the enlightened, their identities will be changed to 'the jitters', and 'the bullies' respectively.
In most baking and confectionary traditions, the use of black donut sprinkles is avoided at best and shunned at worst. From the smallest ma and pop bakeries, to the largest industrialized occult sara lees and krispy kremes, the use of black donut sprinkles is seen as blasphemy. Of course there are a certain handful of bakeries out there who actively advocate the use of black donut sprinkles, but upon closer inspection, typically use a very dark brown, blue, or red. Of course, many donut consumers choose to purchase or manufacture their own black donut sprinkles and consume them privately, but this is usually more to revolt against the large bakeries than it is to actually enjoy and understand black donut sprinkles, mostly they just do it to get high on 'the bullies'.
I urge you, do not become any of the above! You see, most bakeries only use white, red, blue, yellow, etc. sprinkles and not black for two reasons. Firstly, they've always used lighter colored donut sprinkles, and since no one is really willing to change, why should they? Besides, there are those small bakeries out there that market black donut sprinkles for shock value, and these are easy enemies. Secondly, that vast majority of the populace suffers from the jitters when they even see black donut sprinkles, so sales would probably be low.
What is the proper use of these black donut sprinkles then, especially in regards to our mojo power? If approached with the proper mindset, black donut sprinkles do amazing things to our psyche when consumed with any variety of donut. You see, the thing about the jitters and the bullies is that these two states of emotion are usually at opposite ends of the emotional spectrum. Under severe influence of the jitters, almost no sign of the bullies is present. Often times a lack of the bullies can lead to the jitters. Likewise, when symptoms of the jitters are particularly low, we can get confused and think it's because of some virtue of our own, leading to a bad case of the bullies.
This is where the magic of black donut sprinkles comes in. When approached at just the right angle, black donut sprinkles can evoke in us a case of the jitters AND a case of the bullies at exactly the same time! Because this tugs our ego in two opposite directions at once, a void is opened that fills very easily with a very supreme level of mojo power.
The risks arise when you are all done with your mojo power. Depending on personailty, and moons, and marsupials and things, the jitters and the bullies tend not to meet back up at the same time. This can cause us to be overwhelmed by one or the other. That is ok actually, it helps us forget the balance that we had when using our mojo power. The main goal when using black donut sprinkles is to balance out the evoked jitters and bullies at the peak of your mojo power. Afterwords, just be sure you don't fall prey to the illness of all the other black donut sprinkle users, and be consumed entirely by jitters or bullies. When you suffer from the jitters, your friends will think you weak or foolish. When you suffer from the bullies your friends will think you a prude and a jerk.
Hmm. That's pretty much it. Hope it was helpful. Consume some black donut sprinkles soon, they're quite tasty and great for mojo power. Just keep your jitters and bullies in check!
Much Love,
Odonata